boris


is the bugleboy from company 3
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

god i love boris.
i'd give him one.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

Vote?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

more along the lines of a good old
shagging

but if i could vote, i would. because he's crap.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

Why can you not vote?
I thought that we had let your lot do that now?
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

because i don't know or understand any of that sort of thing,
i just know boris rides a bike round london as if he were a landrover driver and he's funny looking.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

people from sussex?
never
( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

fuck off.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ladeez.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

yep, i'll give them one as well.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

i thought you ment for the gla mayor

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

Nope
Emperor of the Galaxy.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

for
comedy bedhead value at least
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

there are so many witty replies to that..
and I can't think of one.
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

well thank fuck you can't vote for london next mayor

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

charming. and what a fucking out rage it is that someone like you probably can.
YUR MEAN !

www.gumtree.ie/dublin/42/18830442.html
quite cute for someone on gumtree..shame he sounds like a right arse.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

of course i can vote, i'm from lahndahn
you have got addicted to the gumtree, steady
( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

well it's something to do as certain mean people don't want to talk to me on msn
:P

and he was quite cute..and european.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

i don't have msn on my laptop

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

psh and i can't be arsed to copy and paste again.
so your loss as i am great to talk on msn. fucking brilliant.

so ha !
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

when i'm on my pc i have msn
i'm not killing this hamster driven laptop installing some microsoft ram killer
( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

whaaaaaaaaaateva !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

Belgium, man, Belgium!
Excuse my bad language.
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

european ! darling !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

i worked in antwerp for a while when 21
if you don't mind older women you can live like a highly paid whore
( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

shirley you mean
'as a highly-paid whore?'
*runs*
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

that's what i ment
:) :) :)
( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

so no different from here then for you.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

moneys not so good now my looks have gone

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

well if you paid me i'd give you one.
:P
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

hmmm, looks like the bottoms falling out of my male prostitution life

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

If your bottom is falling out you really should cut back.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

well once you've had kids, it ruins your figure...you're second hand goods then

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

any room for a
talented amateur? :@ }
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

always !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

Bless you.
I shall bring the meerkats.

They like to watch (see new profile pic)
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

awww meerkats are so friggin cute !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

I agree
idigress.org/kats.htm
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

nice shirt btw

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

It was white
when I bought it.
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

Boris is an utter loon,
but he is eminently capable of surrounding himself with excellent people as well as having no time for toadies.

I think that he would make a superb leader.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

well thankfully his racist comments will mean he will have no chance of being london mayor

( mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

He was anti video-games a few years back
and has about as much tact as Prince Phillip, but appears otherwise sound.
(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

And he tried to organise getting a journalist beaten up.
I know a few journalists, and I would endorse this policy.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

He could



start a riot, we could all get new stuff
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

To be precise, Darius Guppy tried to organise a (News of the World) journalist getting beaten up
And Boris agreed to give him the guy's address, provided the beating wasn't too severe.
I fear Boris might be a bit too easily persuaded to go along with things in general.
(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)