im gonna TJ : right here (cos i can't remember if i've entered this in the copostitition)

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

Lol copostitition.

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

well i knew what i meant
i've only had 3 hours sleep and im rather somewhat tired and wide awake at the same time, not a pleasant feeling
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Fancy a fuck?

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Sooner or later this tactic will work for you.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Rule of averages and all that

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

fancy a fuck?

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

I make it a rule not to fuck ex's. Sorry

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

ooooo !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Fancy a fuck?

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

go on then !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Valentines day is saved!
*fucks*
*sends pointless flowers in Valentines gesture*
*gets turned down, probably*
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

awww. i wish someone would send me flowers.
never had any nor a velntines in my life. even when i was for the only ever time in a relationship on valentines day i got fuck all. and i got him a joy division t-shirt..now thats romantic.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

*sends virtual flowers*

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

aawww

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

someone has sent me a card (my first one - im 26)
and i really don't know what to do cos im quite shy and pathetic when it comes to lady types
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww !
do you know who ?
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

no!
but they left a phone number
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh my god, intrigue!
Text it, text it!
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm not allowed to open it until the 14th...
well ok ok its already opened but shh
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

I only got my girlfriend flowers once.
And that was because my student house had a massive rosebush.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA
tight bastard.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I can be nice.
I just don't do all of that slushy romantic crap. Seems like a cop out so you don't have to actually think about what they want.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

stealing skug's idea
@----
@----
@----
@----

arse, confused my greater thans for html tags
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

awww !
you guys are great
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

T-shirts are a man's best friend!
:)
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i know.
i was gonna get him a jim morrison thong..but he did like the t-shirt.
i can't really complain, he did buy me stuff the rest of the year. just refused to on valentines. haha.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

i kind of like the fact all my relationships end at the end of jan/start of feb
saves me money

just wish they'd start earlier than october
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

mine always end in autumn always
i've had a few start and end in autumn of the same year..well all bar the big over a year one.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

So he liked the thong?
brain go *boom*
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha, i don't think mike would have liked a thong.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I got given valentines pants last year.
Sadly, they aren't very comfortable.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

edible ones?

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

I never tried, but I'm pretty sure they weren't.
Shiny red and black boxers with hearts and such on them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i might've done
oh, not me

sorry
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

I thought that said "He DIDN'T like the t-shirt"
That's why I was confused.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

hold me!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww ! poor baby !

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

He likes being held around the neck.
Firmly.

Alright, Mr H.?
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

...of his...

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

...helmet...
were quite a good band
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

what was that about throwing yogurts?

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Did you just call me a fucking yoghurt?

( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

no... i thought you said something about yogurts and
purple headed yogurt chucker... oh ignore me i'm tired
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

:)
I don't even know what a "fucking yoghurt" is.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

purple monkey dishwasher

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Close to your heart
Touch me
And give all your love to me
To me
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

can you post it?
i'll sell it on ebay for you
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yeah sure

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

whilst you are here young sir.
would it be possible to ask for a hosting alteration. When following 'my images' in order to see a previously posted image and get a link, you only generate the html for the full sized image. Would it be possible to include a line that generates the thumbnail 'click for bigger' html to save dumbasses like me from having to remember what it is or just uploading it again in lazyness.
Please?
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

do you mean
the very first picture you posted is on page 1
and count up instead of down? so your most recent image is on a higher page number?
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Oh yeah, that too
If someone emails me a wish-list it's 300% more likely to get done as I can put it in my Outlook task list

paul@cr3ation.co.uk
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

quick email yourself

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

I'm in bed, laying on my side typing in a firefox window
That sounds like a lot of effort
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

ha ha i have the "turn display by 90 degrees" option too
:D
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

That would confuse me vastly with the trackpad

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

hours of fun
its good for when you sneeze and your eyeballs fall out
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

ooh whilst on this sort of subject,
i donated by bank transfer about a week ago, how long does one normally wait to get an icon?
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

paypal took about a day
there should be a link somewhere if there is a problem, bank balance may take a while im guessing... banks are slow
edit : woah its magicically appeared
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

I gave some nefarious
twat 109.95 of my lovely pounds on ebay 9 days ago. Paypal took seconds to take it from my bank and pay him. I still don't have the goods ( that he claims were dispatched Thursday but has of yet refused to give me the courier name or a tracking number ) and he has not answered my last three e-mails. I expect he'll think I'll just raise a dispute. However Mister omar siddique of Walthamstow, it was a bad idea to give someone like me your post code.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

i've only ever been ripped off on ebay once
and bastard paypal wouldn't refund cos it was under £15 (by 25p) the cnuts!
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I won't even speak to them.
I'll be at his house tomorrow night if he does not come up with a refund by 5pm.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

out of interest... cos im nosey
what did you buy?
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

free cable TV
tinyurl.com/2jd3vn
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

i got ripped off by some cunt
who wouldn't accept paypal

but when i tried to report him i couldn't cos his account had already been suspended
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Well I'm never one to preach
but I suspect that you know better now. If they don't do paypal I don't do.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

pretty much this
it was only a fiver or summat, but still wasn't impressed
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

It shows up in your "Update your profile"
So check there for some
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

k, ta
cos of internet banking i've got into assuming everyone checks balances daily these days, i guess i'm not the only one giving up at staring at the same overdrawn status each time
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

I know what you mean
It's fairly shocking if my balance is positive
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

only 3 days till payday
fm this's been a long month waiting for moneys, bastards at work put a really early cut off date for december overtime, so it's been a particulary in-the-red start to the year

ps woo i now have icon :o) cheers for sorting that, I feel all included now
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

I received a cheque this morning
from British Airways. I have been waiting maybe 5 weeks. I think they finally gave in because I have to start work on another of their projects in 3 weeks. This is not a small cheque (upper 5 figures ) so you know? I was happy to receive it. The thick cunts made it payable to the firm that I subcontracted to do some work and not me. So we have to start again. That sort of shoddiness frangs my squimble.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

That's not what I meant
but sounds good too.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

sorry i'm rather dizzy right now
it took me 4 times to read that to understand, lots of words hurd my brain
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

when did you last sleep???
and no stealing my bellybutton
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

i fell asleep at 4am and woke up at 6.45

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

nice
any particular reason for the stupidly early start?
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

work

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

pah
that's not good enough soldier :P
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

its either that or weld my car...
oh yea i gotta do that tomorrow
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

You know I never really thought of that
Yes is the answer

When it'll be implemented is a different question all together however
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

tuesday :)

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

That's fine by me.
Thank you for your consideration ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

^this
plus only seventeen pages are apparently available of past activity
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Aim search queries to robtoo :)

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

'titter'
I love this every time I see it, which is a total of twice, so post it moar!
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

banana sammich?

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

silly kitten rabbit is not ham

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

I recognise that bunny...

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

you realise how difficult it was to get that out of focus grass sorted?
looks simple but was a right pain in the proverbial
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

it does get silly
how much effort people give just for musing images :o)
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

i have pictures of out of focus grass
if you want

will just have to shop my niece out of them
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

oh do behave
and get a 'depth of field' plugin ;) Saves time and misery
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

bleugh!
bananaanananananas are rank.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

your doing it all wrong
grill them in honey for that extra flavour bangbang
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

it's texture
that and getting a half-chewed one thrown in your face by a skanky monkey in chester zoo.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

pfft do you eat them when they are ripe or firm n horrid / green?
gotta get em just right!
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i don't eat them at all
even looking at them makes me feel queasy. real ones, that is, pictures don't bother me.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

pfft just wait till you've tried my banana

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

And the award for seediest comment of the night goes to...
SkUG!
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

OH THE IRONY
IT'S SO PAINFUL.

MONKEY!
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

i know!
i have to settle for guava halves and space cakes
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

:D

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)