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# B3tan no 2
dixon, and yes, I've just realised I haven't given him any nipples.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# DO ME


...erm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You're on the list, of course you are.
These are all being done in under 5 minutes, I should point out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You will have them all done by 2005hrs?
Can you tell me about this stamp thing?

I might use a different source, but I do not have illustrator here, only PS.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That is a lie, I just found the disk,
but I am not sure that Jim's machine is up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Oh cock it, I knew there was something I was meant to be doing.
Filter, then down to sketch, then stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Oh! It is a filter?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yep, dead easy.
But first grayscale the image, then go to...

actually curves are quite complicated. I shall give it a bash soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
#
www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds/33.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Photoshop.
You bastard, making me go to trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# this is as awkward as the sex I had with my fridge last night,
she won't look at me now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The SMEG on mine
just puts me waaaay off
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# pff
is it cheesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Y'know, just the odd
bit of brie or leerdammer...

Normally I'd be able to grin and bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# as long as it's not stinking bishop
you should be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# did she fart when you took your meat out?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Both boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# you shouldn't
have rammed her in the salad drawer, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Where then?
Egg shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# dairy compartment, of course!
kinky bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I like that
but why have you tied him up?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Because then I might have my wicked way with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oooh
alrighty then. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You're going to cut his ear off
and pour petrol over him aren't you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# He doesn't have any nipples.
I have them here, in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Saving them for later?
Are you going to glue them to yourself, jump into the bedroom whilst the wife's asleep and shout 'I AM THE CAT MAN'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# this image
fills me with delighted delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It's definitely one I'm saving for bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i'm not going to bed
i shall be out drinking until extremely naughty o'clock, wearing a t-shirt that has "this is what gorgeous looks like" printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I shall be in.
Wearing jimjams.

Harrassing b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# He am sexy
for a drawing...

with no nipples...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ace lines,
what mark makey tool are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# A pen.
Niceday rollerball. It is a lovely pen. I've got a box of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Did you order it from Amazon.co.uk?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# No, from the stationery monkeys at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)