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Hello b3ta
I'm new, so apologies if it's bindun :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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heh ^^
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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Mini TJ regarding hosting slaggery-offery down the board
www2.b3ta.com is owned by b3ta, not myself, but it is my code. This server falls over occasionally due to Sickipedia's high load. I'm attempting to fix this constantly.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk has not been completely dead in over 3 years, and that IS my server.
Complain less please, I do this for free and am only trying to contribute.
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:02,
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While I haven't personally been complaining,
I'd still like to say your work is very much appreciated.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03,
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Thanks dude, it just annoys me when people moan about servers I don't even control :)
Sickipedia is a really database-intensive application; I've just dropped the "mysql-huge.cnf" configuration in and rebooted it (hence the downtime), so we'll see how it handles it.
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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I don't understand, but that sounds great.
Good luck with that.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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I like turtles
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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I do too.
Especially those giant ones.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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The one in Finding Nemo was great, duuuuuuuuude
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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Are you at loggerheads over it?
OK, crap pun. Don't schute me.
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joefish The day the motion stopped, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:22,
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ooooooooooooooooh i have been looking for a mp3 clip of that boy saying that for ages
do you have it anywhere? google wasn't my friend the other day and kept sending me to the video news clip
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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Use a program like Audacity to extract the audio from the video :)
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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whats that song that was recently in the charts with all the whistling?
"we don't care about the... somethings la la la la *whistles* do do do do da do do do la la la la la do do do do
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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Young Folks by Peter Bjorn
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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WAS I RIGHT?
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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Why thank you kind sir
thats being stuck in my head for about 3 months now :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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FUCKING YEAH! I WIN!
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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:D
you am all the win!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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NO NO NO NO NO :(
this song is terrible and unmusical and virtually unlistenable to anybody with a basic training in musical composition, because it is simply terrible from start to finish. I dislike it severely.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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ha ha ha
your mum :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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or
creative wavestudio if you want stereo :D
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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are youtube videos in stereo?
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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dunno
don't see why not, search for a music vid that's got really heavy panning in it (foo's Low for example, or anything of the kings of leon's second album) and have a listen.
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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why do you want it?
I smell an interesting story.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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it made me laugh
and i wanted to use it as the message tone for a mate who is a bit surfer dude stylee on my phone
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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:D
I was not disappointed!
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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i love you cr3
*hugs*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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this /\
+ jelly and ice cream and party hats
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05,
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*parties like a 5 year old*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06,
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is it sad that i want jelly and ice cream for my 27th birthday?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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Can I come? :)
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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as long as its not in my jelly and ice cream...
oh can you join me at the party? well i don't see why not - who else wants to come to wales?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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Hmm
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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nah its futher away than that!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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Christy!
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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well
that was the wrong link
the right linktry that one
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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you had me intrigued
right up to the 'Wales' bit ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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its "great"
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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yeh
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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i had it for my 30th
admitedly it was also in my pub at the time!
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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i can't help singing a beetles song with your username in it
it suits quite well
hmm maybe i should save it for my 30th?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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i can come and do the balloons for you if required...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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i love ballooons!
i have balloons at work :D
(i don't sell them, i just have them there incase of emergency parties :D)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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i always have modelling balloons with me
EVERYWHERE I GO!!
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26,
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*swoons*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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*also hugs*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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let me set that straight...
not in a bumgay way, but what you do for the b3ta commoooonininity :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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Hooray!
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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Hurrah!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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*hugs*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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I find all of it to be marvellous an that
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05,
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i use your music search sometimes
and it's awesome.
Also, you're a very agreeable human being, I'd like to add. *hugs*
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05,
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Yay! *hugs*
*clicks "Add Friend" on lots of people*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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It has a music search?
Why have i never used it :|
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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Not b3ta, my site :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/edit: Forgot to pimp the fact you can download all the mp3s off it for free.
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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I'm on that at the moment
and typed in "NIN" and some NIN came up :O
*amazed*
*is listening to NIN and The spice girls at the same time* :O
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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Fun fact:
cr3 is amazing.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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Oh you. *blushes*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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look, I even named Caterham in honour of him
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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HAHAHA
I have to set up an office there, right now
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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he is also your father
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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i advise searching for the word
mullany
you should hear my mate pissed off his head slagging me off for being on the pull
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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I fought in your corner
I appreciate your l33t skillzorz
down with these snot nosed children ;)
In other news, there are better ways to die than by eating too many fairy cakes
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7261888.stmand with that, I'm fucking off for a while, byeeee
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06,
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there is no better way to die..
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06,
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except for
being fucked to death by a group of nubile 21 year olds who also ply you with drink, smokes, chocolate AND cake at the same time.
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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I tell you what, it doesn't half leave your cock sore
And you only die if you forget the "safety" word.
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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you've thought about this far too much
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mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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I would say not enough
but there you go.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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I noticed, thanks HT
I love your work. *hugs*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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we love you cr3
your cr3ation site makes me do sex wees all the time!
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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COR!
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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Quite hairy muff, old chap
my 'b3ta blockers' pic refers to the imaginary, yet deadly forces that conspire to block images on b3ta.
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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Haha yeah I'm not having a jab at anyone
Just explaining the situation and the downtime, as it's not written anywhere :)
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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Informative and friendly
Tax Credits could learn a few lessons from you, the f***ing b*****ds...
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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Hahahaha
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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oooh
is this spot the missing letter round?
i'm gonna guess z, x, y and l
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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You are an ace geezer

Have a Cheetah cub proudly protecting a jaffa cake from a herd of frenzied zebras just out of shot
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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Haha thanks dude
I do it for the art.
*sweeps hair across eyes, cuts*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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aww thats great!
woooooohooooo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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CR3
I'm afraid that there are always going to be a subset of twats who will complain.
On behalf of the other subset, I would like to say thanks. I'm always impressed with people who make an effort for no personal reward.
The twats might like to go and have a look at your site and see what you are offering at no charge.
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Mod Edit, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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Oh my god I love you all, seriously
Thanks for your kind words :)
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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Ignore 'em cr3.
A lot of us appreciate what you do.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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*hugs* :)
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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I'm in your corner fella.
I never complain, just offer the odd code suggestion that would suit me as a user.
I think that if b3ta hosting is to grow it needs to have separate hosting from all other portals and that's not your business.
now, eat more bananas code monkey and fix it ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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Sorry!
My fault, not getting my facts straight.
I get confused between the two :S
I do, also, appreciate what you do. :)
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ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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Haha that's okay, I'm probably the correct person to target "why's it borked?" at about www2, but I don't actually own the machine.
It IS confusing now I think about it.
Hahaha deary me. *hugs*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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*hugs back*
*returns wallet*
*smirks*
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ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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You're just saying that coz you want a hug too. :P
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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Hahah
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ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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I don't tend to use the hosting, personally, because I have my own and to date have not strained my bandwidth.
BUT, I appreciate anything that anyone puts into this place (or any other like it), especially when it does not involve any of my hard-earned cash ;)
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mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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*hugs also!*
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cr3, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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I hosted stuf on my site to start with
but my bandwidth just went 'pop' within two days...
It did make me feel popular for a minutes though.
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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what everyone else said
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spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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Hahahah
Amazing
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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No
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Penultimate Straw Mormon Jesus says " I'm voting for Mitt.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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ris :(
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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Dye
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ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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No...
...I expect you to dye.
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Errol, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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pfft
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Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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pffft
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50,
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Haha
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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haha!
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56,
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hahaha
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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:41,
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welcome to the fray.
Never leave. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. *CLING*
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50,
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has been done, quite famously on here I'm afraid
with tea towels and everything :)
but don't let that put you off
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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Aww,
but at least he made it up in his head.
So its still rather great.
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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Famously?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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aye, I've seen it reposted quite a few times
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55,
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You calling me a reposting whore?
;)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56,
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Yes
no
yes
no
:D
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57,
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Yes, but as he's new, he wasn't to know.
Hence, I will still be wooing this image.
Woo!
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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which is why I said not to let it put him off
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:54,
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Teatowels!
Knew it was missing something!
Oh well, I'll be sure to include some in my next pic :)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56,
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bloody hell
here for a week and you've already got your own in-joke!
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59,
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I remember in my day
we had to go kitten hunting for hours before we could find one to capture in a glass bell-jar, take home and photoshop.
Photoshop was steam-powered back then, and you'd have to manually feed the kitten in through a conical shaft at the top of a very tall ladder.
And Rob was an omniscient baby, with wires plugged into his head that led to the internet.
Ah, happy days.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03,
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i remember when this was all fields!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05,
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"a member for 1 year, 4 months and 0 days"
Noob lol!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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ha!
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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and nobody ever believes me when I say I forgot the details to my previous account.
:(
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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Yeah yeah, whatever!
:P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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I'm going to reply with a gif I saved
from here as it's so brill.
I'm hosting it myself, and would like to point out IT IS NOT MINE. I didn't make it, I saw it on here and saved it because it made me almost wet myself laughing.
If someone would like to tell me who made it, I owe them at least two pints and I bloody mean that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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Reporting another failure:
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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it wasn't me.
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Rapitinui don't go calling law enforcement, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Haha, that's brilliant
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:21,
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Found them!

What seams?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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Hahahahaha
Fantastica!
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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come in,
take off your frypan, pulls up a kitten, shop a chair.
you will never leave.
annd woo!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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*pisses on bonfire*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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why does he expect him to dry now?...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:53,
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I really like your stuff
*friends, for what it's worth*
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55,
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...o.k.,...i won't quit then...(ducks from rocks thrown)...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:00,
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He kindof reminds me of a monkey in this.
a SCIENTOLOGY monkey
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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They just go ape for L Ron Hubbard!
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06,
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If you say you're not a part of it
they'll just gorilla you about your past!
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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Sometimes they kill people who speak out against them
but they're just monkeying around!
And I'm spent.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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HAHAHA
:D
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Stephen_Seagul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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Oh, were you the one who did that?
Bleeding Nora, I liked you before I met you :D
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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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Very good!
Woo!
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drunkenoaf, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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Hahaha
*Click*
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03,
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Welcome aboard.
Here's something to help you find your way around

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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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or put the fear in you....
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knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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Arrrgh1
My retina just detached itself to save me from looking at it.
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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This is ace
More of you please.
Woo.
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Mod Edit, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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haha!
schplendid
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spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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Classy
That is genius!! Moar
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AlphaSignal3 --Is wondering where all his cookies went, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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Haha...
Wonderful
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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now thats a real cracker

welcome aboard, sailor
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DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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EPIC WIN!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:39,
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oh holy jesus wow
only the funniest thing I've seen for WEEKS! well done sir!
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HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:28,
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