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# Hello b3ta
I'm new, so apologies if it's bindun :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# heh ^^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Mini TJ regarding hosting slaggery-offery down the board
www2.b3ta.com is owned by b3ta, not myself, but it is my code. This server falls over occasionally due to Sickipedia's high load. I'm attempting to fix this constantly.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk has not been completely dead in over 3 years, and that IS my server.

Complain less please, I do this for free and am only trying to contribute.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# While I haven't personally been complaining,
I'd still like to say your work is very much appreciated.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Thanks dude, it just annoys me when people moan about servers I don't even control :)
Sickipedia is a really database-intensive application; I've just dropped the "mysql-huge.cnf" configuration in and rebooted it (hence the downtime), so we'll see how it handles it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I don't understand, but that sounds great.
Good luck with that.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I like turtles
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I do too.
Especially those giant ones.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# The one in Finding Nemo was great, duuuuuuuuude
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Are you at loggerheads over it?
OK, crap pun. Don't schute me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh i have been looking for a mp3 clip of that boy saying that for ages
do you have it anywhere? google wasn't my friend the other day and kept sending me to the video news clip
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Use a program like Audacity to extract the audio from the video :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# whats that song that was recently in the charts with all the whistling?
"we don't care about the... somethings la la la la *whistles* do do do do da do do do la la la la la do do do do
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Young Folks by Peter Bjorn
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# WAS I RIGHT?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir
thats being stuck in my head for about 3 months now :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# FUCKING YEAH! I WIN!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# :D
you am all the win!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO :(
this song is terrible and unmusical and virtually unlistenable to anybody with a basic training in musical composition, because it is simply terrible from start to finish. I dislike it severely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
your mum :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# or
creative wavestudio if you want stereo :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# are youtube videos in stereo?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# dunno
don't see why not, search for a music vid that's got really heavy panning in it (foo's Low for example, or anything of the kings of leon's second album) and have a listen.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# why do you want it?
I smell an interesting story.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# it made me laugh
and i wanted to use it as the message tone for a mate who is a bit surfer dude stylee on my phone
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# :D
I was not disappointed!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# i love you cr3
*hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# this /\
+ jelly and ice cream and party hats
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *parties like a 5 year old*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# is it sad that i want jelly and ice cream for my 27th birthday?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Can I come? :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# as long as its not in my jelly and ice cream...
oh can you join me at the party? well i don't see why not - who else wants to come to wales?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hmm
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# nah its futher away than that!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Christy!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# well
that was the wrong link
the right link
try that one
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you had me intrigued
right up to the 'Wales' bit ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# its "great"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# yeh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i had it for my 30th
admitedly it was also in my pub at the time!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i can't help singing a beetles song with your username in it
it suits quite well
hmm maybe i should save it for my 30th?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# i can come and do the balloons for you if required...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i love ballooons!
i have balloons at work :D
(i don't sell them, i just have them there incase of emergency parties :D)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i always have modelling balloons with me
EVERYWHERE I GO!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *also hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# let me set that straight...
not in a bumgay way, but what you do for the b3ta commoooonininity :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I find all of it to be marvellous an that
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i use your music search sometimes
and it's awesome.

Also, you're a very agreeable human being, I'd like to add. *hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Yay! *hugs*
*clicks "Add Friend" on lots of people*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# It has a music search?
Why have i never used it :|
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Not b3ta, my site :)
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus

/edit: Forgot to pimp the fact you can download all the mp3s off it for free.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm on that at the moment
and typed in "NIN" and some NIN came up :O
*amazed*
*is listening to NIN and The spice girls at the same time* :O
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Fun fact:
cr3 is amazing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh you. *blushes*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# look, I even named Caterham in honour of him
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
I have to set up an office there, right now
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# he is also your father
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i advise searching for the word
mullany

you should hear my mate pissed off his head slagging me off for being on the pull
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I fought in your corner
I appreciate your l33t skillzorz

down with these snot nosed children ;)


In other news, there are better ways to die than by eating too many fairy cakes news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7261888.stm
and with that, I'm fucking off for a while, byeeee
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# there is no better way to die..
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# except for
being fucked to death by a group of nubile 21 year olds who also ply you with drink, smokes, chocolate AND cake at the same time.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I tell you what, it doesn't half leave your cock sore
And you only die if you forget the "safety" word.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you've thought about this far too much
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I would say not enough
but there you go.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I noticed, thanks HT
I love your work. *hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# we love you cr3
your cr3ation site makes me do sex wees all the time!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# COR!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Quite hairy muff, old chap
my 'b3ta blockers' pic refers to the imaginary, yet deadly forces that conspire to block images on b3ta.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Haha yeah I'm not having a jab at anyone
Just explaining the situation and the downtime, as it's not written anywhere :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Informative and friendly
Tax Credits could learn a few lessons from you, the f***ing b*****ds...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# oooh
is this spot the missing letter round?

i'm gonna guess z, x, y and l
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You are an ace geezer

Have a Cheetah cub proudly protecting a jaffa cake from a herd of frenzied zebras just out of shot
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Haha thanks dude
I do it for the art.

*sweeps hair across eyes, cuts*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# aww thats great!
woooooohooooo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# CR3
I'm afraid that there are always going to be a subset of twats who will complain.

On behalf of the other subset, I would like to say thanks. I'm always impressed with people who make an effort for no personal reward.

The twats might like to go and have a look at your site and see what you are offering at no charge.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Oh my god I love you all, seriously
Thanks for your kind words :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ignore 'em cr3.
A lot of us appreciate what you do.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *hugs* :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'm in your corner fella.
I never complain, just offer the odd code suggestion that would suit me as a user.

I think that if b3ta hosting is to grow it needs to have separate hosting from all other portals and that's not your business.

now, eat more bananas code monkey and fix it ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Sorry!
My fault, not getting my facts straight.

I get confused between the two :S

I do, also, appreciate what you do. :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Haha that's okay, I'm probably the correct person to target "why's it borked?" at about www2, but I don't actually own the machine.
It IS confusing now I think about it.

Hahaha deary me. *hugs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *hugs back*
*returns wallet*
*smirks*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You're just saying that coz you want a hug too. :P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I don't tend to use the hosting, personally, because I have my own and to date have not strained my bandwidth.
BUT, I appreciate anything that anyone puts into this place (or any other like it), especially when it does not involve any of my hard-earned cash ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *hugs also!*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I hosted stuf on my site to start with
but my bandwidth just went 'pop' within two days...

It did make me feel popular for a minutes though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# what everyone else said
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahah
Amazing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# No
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ris :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Dye
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# No...
...I expect you to dye.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# welcome to the fray.
Never leave. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. *CLING*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# has been done, quite famously on here I'm afraid
with tea towels and everything :)
but don't let that put you off
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Aww,
but at least he made it up in his head.
So its still rather great.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Famously?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# aye, I've seen it reposted quite a few times
Here www.b3ta.com/board/8097570 for example
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You calling me a reposting whore?

;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes
no



yes




no
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Yes, but as he's new, he wasn't to know.
Hence, I will still be wooing this image.
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# which is why I said not to let it put him off
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Teatowels!
Knew it was missing something!
Oh well, I'll be sure to include some in my next pic :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# bloody hell
here for a week and you've already got your own in-joke!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I remember in my day
we had to go kitten hunting for hours before we could find one to capture in a glass bell-jar, take home and photoshop.

Photoshop was steam-powered back then, and you'd have to manually feed the kitten in through a conical shaft at the top of a very tall ladder.

And Rob was an omniscient baby, with wires plugged into his head that led to the internet.

Ah, happy days.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i remember when this was all fields!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# "a member for 1 year, 4 months and 0 days"
Noob lol!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
ha!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# and nobody ever believes me when I say I forgot the details to my previous account.
:(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah yeah, whatever!
:P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm going to reply with a gif I saved
from here as it's so brill.

I'm hosting it myself, and would like to point out IT IS NOT MINE. I didn't make it, I saw it on here and saved it because it made me almost wet myself laughing.

If someone would like to tell me who made it, I owe them at least two pints and I bloody mean that.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Reporting another failure:
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# it wasn't me.
 

 
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Haha, that's brilliant
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Found them!

What seams?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastica!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# come in,
take off your frypan, pulls up a kitten, shop a chair.
you will never leave.
annd woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *pisses on bonfire*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# why does he expect him to dry now?...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I really like your stuff
*friends, for what it's worth*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ...o.k.,...i won't quit then...(ducks from rocks thrown)...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# He kindof reminds me of a monkey in this.
a SCIENTOLOGY monkey
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# They just go ape for L Ron Hubbard!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# If you say you're not a part of it
they'll just gorilla you about your past!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Sometimes they kill people who speak out against them
but they're just monkeying around!

And I'm spent.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oh, were you the one who did that?
Bleeding Nora, I liked you before I met you :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Very good!
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
*Click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Welcome aboard.
Here's something to help you find your way around

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# or put the fear in you....
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Arrrgh1
My retina just detached itself to save me from looking at it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# This is ace
More of you please.

Woo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha!
schplendid
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Classy
That is genius!! Moar
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Haha...
Wonderful
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# now thats a real cracker


welcome aboard, sailor
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# EPIC WIN!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# oh holy jesus wow
only the funniest thing I've seen for WEEKS! well done sir!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)