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# Can I be Kelly Brook?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Well,
that was worth popping in for.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'm always worth popping in for.
Don't argue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
for to
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Only if you shave my head
and call me Lex.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *grabs a scalpel blade*
how close do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Just a little off the top please.
er, I meant HAIR!!

/bleeds

/dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# GET IT WHILE IT'S WARM*
20P A RIDE
come on!
form an orderly line, no pushing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Whee!
I love the Slip 'n Slide!!

Oh wait. I'm dead. Never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *hits with a spade*
that should do it....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
/ trembles slightly

/ expires like a carton of old milk
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That Lex is icky.
Mid 90s Lex with hair (yes, I know) FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Fine.
Call me by the name of whomever makes you horniest. I'm easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oh Freema...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# o_O
I'm REALLY hoping that's because you've got an incredibly vivid imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Freema, shhh.
Turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Allison?
What the fuck are you doing in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# you alreet ivesb?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# oi!
asif!

:)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# as long as you stop trying to make movies
and concentrate on making bikini calendars.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Oh I would.
I'd also leave Billy Zane and go back to Statham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I saw him in
"In the name of the king" the other day. He's still rubbish but I can totally see why you would fuck him. He's a bit like me, apart from the souther, effeminate bit to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh he's lovely, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)