because i was told to earlier...


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(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

ooooooooh careful matey.......
......verging on an FAQ infraction there...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

he was told to.
Who made you into a cunt and told you that you were me? Eh? ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

If he is you
who am I?
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

him

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Ah ok
glad you cleared that one up.

*has existential crisis*
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

Pfffft...
Gay.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

I think
That they're them.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Can I be Kelly Brook?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Well,
that was worth popping in for.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

I'm always worth popping in for.
Don't argue.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

for to
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Only if you shave my head
and call me Lex.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

*grabs a scalpel blade*
how close do you want it?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Just a little off the top please.
er, I meant HAIR!!

/bleeds

/dies.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

GET IT WHILE IT'S WARM*
20P A RIDE
come on!
form an orderly line, no pushing!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Whee!
I love the Slip 'n Slide!!

Oh wait. I'm dead. Never mind...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

*hits with a spade*
that should do it....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

/ trembles slightly

/ expires like a carton of old milk
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

That Lex is icky.
Mid 90s Lex with hair (yes, I know) FTW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Fine.
Call me by the name of whomever makes you horniest. I'm easy.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Oh Freema...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

o_O
I'm REALLY hoping that's because you've got an incredibly vivid imagination.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Freema, shhh.
Turn over.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Allison?
What the fuck are you doing in America?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

you alreet ivesb?
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

oi!
asif!

:)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

as long as you stop trying to make movies
and concentrate on making bikini calendars.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

Oh I would.
I'd also leave Billy Zane and go back to Statham.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

I saw him in
"In the name of the king" the other day. He's still rubbish but I can totally see why you would fuck him. He's a bit like me, apart from the souther, effeminate bit to him.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Oooh he's lovely, he is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

^this
handful of posts and no icon doth not a nazi make...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Who the fuck are you to pretend to be me?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

beaten to it mate
:-D
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Age before arrogance.
I always have him beaten ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

Except that you
will die first.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

This is only a
theory that suits you. I may have a few more years on you and a diet that brings gout in raging fury but there is always option 2 and I know for a fact I have killed more people than you. ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

It's so very wrong that this thread is making me slightly moist

...it's usually only deaths I witness that arouse me
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Angry men are always moist making.
Maybe it's a dominance thing?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

It depends on your idea of killing, I suppose.
Being in the artillery probably puts me some way ahead.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

12th Minden RA Gunnery Commander
apart from the standard tours I did OpGranby, OpTellec and OpFresco as well as IFOR tours.

I'd hate to do a kill tally.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

i feel that to stand directly between the two of you would cause my insides to become irradiated

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

nah, if you buy at least one round
the worse that could happen is that you die from the best night's alcohol consumption ever.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

This is honestly like the best kind of porn.
It'd be better if they were face to face, brows furrowed, jaws set and preferably flexing, but I can handle text.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

haha. I shall set the wife to
some video work. I am told my jaw is heroic in it's muscular contraction whilst I am in a rage. My mates always say ( to others confronting me ) watch his jaw, when the muscles at the back start twitching be somewhere else. Apparently i give a big tell with my jaw just before I lamp someone. The rest of me remains under controlled rage of course, but my eyes and jaw work overtime. I need to take up boxing again. I want a fight now.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'll fight you.
It'll be a right laugh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I'm the soppiest cunt ever
when confronted with an angry woman. I can't even slap a bird about in role-play. They might make us hard up north but they make us old fashioned. ladies are not for harming.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Nesh.
;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Apparently it's all in my eyes
Not the physical thing, I'm soft as a pudding at the minute and have never really been drawn to physical combat anyway, but I'm pretty evenly chilled in most circumstances, but when I do get riled it's quite effective. I've been told by a fair few people that my eyes change just before and during, I find that quite interesting, by design eyes shouldn't be as expressive as they are
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

I can definitely tell
when a girl has decided to fuck me. That shows in the eyes.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

'That girl just eye-fucked the shit out of me'
Men don't do it as well as women.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Pffft. Well I wasn't talking about sex
but I just reread my message and it's all still appropriate except the 'not easily riled' bit, so...as you were soldier.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

By a full 2 minutes.
That'll teach me to read my own blog about bombs.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Is his name Eduardo...
Roberto Jose Enrico Fernandez?
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

I knew dis man...



/Arnie-Predator Blog
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

awww bless...
*loads Blunderbuss*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

i just realised he needs hat
I'll just start a new thread now

*sniggers*
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

while you're at it
add a monocle and a pipe
..but not in a new thread, in this one!
( Barbarossa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

i think the hat suits him =D
yey, cat in a hat

sorry
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha
the sticking up ears are win!
( Barbarossa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Glad you like
=D
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

It was a bit bright . . . sunny . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)