Mmmm!


i'd like to order the double McClogger©®™, please!
(planetfall, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Nice one :)

*goes and buys 10 Big Macs*
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

I'll have the stenosis and chips, please.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

SEXEH.

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

I'm hungry.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Me too.
My dinner was chocolates today.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

sille porsche, choclates is not nootrishus.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

But they were free chocolates.
They were also the only food available
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

free chocolates
are the world's greatest food.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

Certainly the one most likely to make you feel sick

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

indeed.
a large bag of chocolate raisins was not the best idea for yesterday's lunch :x
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

Well, at least you got one of your 5 a day.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

chocolate is a fruit?
i never knew!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

It's true.
So is butter. Well, I hope they are.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

it is
i have a butter plant in my garden. the little foil-wrapped pats glisten as the sunlight hits them. it's really quite beautiful.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

I love seeing butter in its natural environment.
You can tell it's happier there.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

true
it's wrong to cage butter, it's much nicer to let it roam free, wild and unfettered.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

That is where you are wrong.
Free Steak pies are the greatest food!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

they are a very close second
and the perfect antidote to too much free chocolate.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

pasta, chilli, breadcrumbs, olive oil and garlic
with Hickory smoked steak fried with peppers and onions.

Do i win?
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

Certainly beats me.
But I was in a Linac control room and there were pathetically few ingredients around.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

linac?
this is why i have an italian ladywoman :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

Linear Accelerator.
Big machines that shoot radiation at people to make them better. Unfortunately my ladywoman is not on hand to cook for me.
Besides, I'm a better cook than her.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

cancer treatment?
yeah me too. but don't tell her that...
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

Mostly cancer, yeah.
Your secret is safe with me.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

What the hell is that white thing?

( Rev. Cleo thanks whoever sent her father some beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

That there would be a tampon
Edit: In retrospect, I think Wheeler is more right than me :)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Love egg

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

It looks like a tampon
But I think it's one of those balloon thingies that you use to open up clogged arteries.
(Wheeler back off Amazon, she's mine!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

I see.
First of all I wondered why someone had sperm in their blood.
( Rev. Cleo thanks whoever sent her father some beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

I'd be more concerned
about the size of the bugger.
(Wheeler back off Amazon, she's mine!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

It would have to be a pretty aggressive bugger to get sperm in the bloodstream.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

His name's probably Dave

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

more truth in advertising!

( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

bah bah bah i'm shoving it
into the nearest dustbin
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Hehe
McMuck!
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)