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# Aye, but apparently she likes northerners.
*in*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh indeed.
It all started because I was a builder, She was a young and upcoming accountant in Chelsea. I moved in next door and 2 weeks later fixed her windows after the scallies robbed her. Next thing I spent 18 months doing up her flat for the occasional shag because 'she loves a bit of Northern rough'
Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Northern rough!
*places flat cap firmly on head*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# She was telling me
I was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You can't be friends with her friends.
How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)