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[challenge entry] A tip for Arriva bus drivers
Leaving a stop earlier than you should does not in any way make up for all the times you were late. Review your thinking and you may see the obvious flaw in your plan.


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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# YES.
they are cunts.

/left waiting an hour for a bus that should have taken 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# get in your car silly.
buses are for the paupers and a reason for tramp waystations every 1 mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Haha, I was waiting for you to show up in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i can't drive
but i do get as many taxis as i can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm usually too intoxicated to legally drive, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Buses are for excellent people who are sexy and wonderful and fucking amazing.
*glares* say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Buses are for tramps and social
troglodytes. EXCEPT, the night buses which are for taking me to anywhere in the world from Trafalgar square no matter how off my tits I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You, sir, are an arse.
I demand your wife be saved from cohabiting with such an extraordinary bastard. Kindly hand her to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
you would take the really bigoted, snobbish, Sloane ranger over the balanced working class bloke? Good luck. I divorced her once. It was not by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Aye, but apparently she likes northerners.
*in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh indeed.
It all started because I was a builder, She was a young and upcoming accountant in Chelsea. I moved in next door and 2 weeks later fixed her windows after the scallies robbed her. Next thing I spent 18 months doing up her flat for the occasional shag because 'she loves a bit of Northern rough'
Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Northern rough!
*places flat cap firmly on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# She was telling me
I was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You can't be friends with her friends.
How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# How about those of us who don't want to spend lots of money on a car,
and wouldn't have anywhere to put it even if I did?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# what is up with you numpties?
Get a car and house it in your employers stables. Tsk. Do I have to do all the thinking. ( don't come to me, my garage is full as is my drive )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# My employer is currently in a different city to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Does he not have
parking for his minions on his estate? He's not a pauper too is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I don't even know where the NHS's estate is
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ach. Public service is not gainful employment.
it's the modern workhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'm doing pretty well from it.
And they're paying me through my MSc.
Plus, my training qualifies me to work in Canada, New Zealand or Australia apparently, if I fancy a change.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# please. I think from now on you must
take a number and my staff will inform you when we are ready to discourse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Please take this the right way, but as I don't really know you I picture you
and I picture you as kind of a Kelly Osbourne, in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Kelly Osbourne in a good way?
You mean dead?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Similar body type
but I haven't got a piggy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Oh please. You
might be stumpy but you are not dumpy. And a damn sight prettier than that horrific skinbag ever could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you should hear what she says about you
/standard mum reply blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# That's what I said.
But I am dumpy, trust me. It's alright, it's being taken care of as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I don't kow her, nor have I seen any of the shows, it's just how I picture you
www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/02/0227_kelly_osbourne_wenn.jpg

Pasanonic is Danny Buttafuco
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That's a nice jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# who is Danny Buttfucker
and does he drive a nice car?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# A lawyer, Google says.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# You have to sit with poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You have to sit with you.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YES.
I have to deal with those WANKERS daily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# haha! top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Abso-fucking-lutely!
When I go see my Mum the Arriva seems to go from Leeds to Barlby via fucking Hull, and it takes 80 frickin minutes!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# D&G are worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Dolce & Gabanna make buses?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Tht's kinda what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# First Great (and I use the term advisedly) Western
have recently announced their intention to run a text service to let people know if their trains are running late.

I would suggest it would be cheaper and less time consuming to announce when trains are actually running on fucking time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# So familiar!
That happened to me yesterday, well, to my fellow passengers, the driver gave up at my stop...
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# prefer them to First in bristol
as despite living in a similar area of town in both Bristol and Liverpool (and the same distance away from the city centre) First can't organise a piss up in a brewery,arriva offer me 4 buses that get me to town, and will charge me less than half the price to get to town and back as first will charge me just to get there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)