The one funny Ben Elton joke.'If men had periods it would be a subject of after-dinner conversation: 'I had just walked out to bat, when blow me but my period started - what an inconvenience!''
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:08,
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"I had to have a blood transfusioni was gushing so much."
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:14,
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"Had to go home with a beer mat in my knickers"Just remembered it.
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:28,
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