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# *prepares burning stake*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oooooh
I was looking forward to that for my dinner!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *flambees*
*serves*
*garnishes with parsley*
voila!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I tried to flam bees once...
..they were too small and didn't like it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# The trick is to leave them in the brandy a while before lighting it...
That way they get pissed and don't mind being burned to a crisp.

Hello suspiciously conversant new person...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's OK, he's with me...
We work at adjacent desks so he's seen a lot of B3ta already...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# b3ta buddies!
how slightly homoerotic ;p
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oh if only you knew...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Shhhhh!!
...they don't need to know who does what chores...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Long-time lurker, old-time poster..
er, kinda .. One day many moons ago, this guy next to me posted a cheap pic of mine up here. So I was technically posting on B3ta before I'd even deserved my L-plates. *jaws drop*

*but is feeling all warmed and happy now that he's finally fully signed up for the treatment*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *rapes*
Your my wife now.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *feels violated*
That's the last time I cook YOU dinner!

*grabs more than fair share of duvet covers*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)