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[challenge entry] seemed funnier in my head...

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(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# why did you have a jar of slurpy stuff in your head?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Haven't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# many's the time I've been to casualty to have one or more removed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i'd think it was funny
if i had a jar of honey and mustard sauce in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I can't claim I don't have a saucy mind
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Something is certainly ajar in there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I had a nice young lady try to clean it up
But unfortunately I kilner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Well, we all get a lidle angry every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# JARS


:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oh, mine's saucy, all right
just not honey and mustard saucy. mine's bechamel saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Your mind sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# it is.
i can make my favourite meal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Brains and chips?
Delicious with a splash of vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# vinegar is foul
my fave meal is lobster thermidor. it's a tad on the expensive side, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I haven't had lobster before.
Maybe I should grab one from the market sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I've never eaten a lobster
Because I've seen them in their prime
Sitting in the tank beside the doorway
And if they could see it your way
They would probably start to cry

And the saltwater from their tears
Would wash away all of their fears
As they'd remember all the years
They'd spent so happy in the wild.

And then one day the big men came
To make them play a fishy game
Of Russian Roulette for crustaceans
Fifty Lobsters, Seven nations
Waiting for the sweaty clientelle
To pick them out for boiling water hell.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# nice try
but i'll still eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It's the first half of the first song from my album :)
PLUGPLUGPLUGPLUGPLUG
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# BASTARD!
WHERE IS MY SONG ABOUT PLUGS?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# PLUUUUUGSSS
THEYRE SO AWESOME AND PLUGGY

dum di dum di dum...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# you whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# yeah...
buy it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I still haven't bought it.
:[

I will soon. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# YAY ^_^
I'm waiting for you to get a copy, because your taste in music is really good... I'd like to know what you think of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Next time I get my allowance
I think a week or so, I'll purchase it. ^.^
I heard bits on your video thingy you made, and my favorite one was the one you played when you were on that shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Internet Love Song :D
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Where can I hear samples of your musical stylings?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1gVdXMskGo
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yes.
it's delicious, like the sweetest, tastiest prawns you've ever had, but x10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I'll wait till I'm feeling particularly rich.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# you can get one
for a fiver in asda, but they're from thailand or somewhere around there. they grow too quickly and don't develop much taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I'd get a proper one from the market.
Probably won't cost much more, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# may even be a bit cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# they are mighty tastey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# LIES!
Vinegar is possibly the best thing ever.

You know you've got enough on your food when the fumes make you cough uncontrollably.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i can't stand it
the smell punches you up the snout before you can get the stuff near your mouth! i have got a very sensitive nose, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I can down an entire jar of pickled onions, vinegar and all, in one.
I try not to too regularly, though. It REALLY fucks up my insides.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i'm not surprised.
it's like embalming fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I ate the best part of a Branstons Jalapeno and chilli squeezy bottle thing yesterday and now I feel like I've just got back from one of Barrymore's pool parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Heheheheheheheh
"Knorr".
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# knorr! knorr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# maggi! maggi!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# oi! oi! oi!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Haha.
That made me giggle far too much for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# This is making me laugh much more than the rest
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Richard will be eating this tonight
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# FUNKY SPUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)