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( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

U REPOSTD

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

no, no, NO!
two wrongs DO NOT make a right!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

This is math, right?
Or is it ethics?
I never finished high school, to be honest with you.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

pff

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

This has been, is, and always will be ace.
:D
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

*rawr face*
*waits for you to notice*
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

*pretends not to notice*

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

*turns to walk away*

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

*tacklehugs*
Bwa ha ha ha ha

Good day?
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

*gets up*
Hahahah

Good day. Thought I had a gov't final today. I am bad at sitting still for an hour and a half. I wanted to jump onto my desk and start screaming. But I had 110 questions and two essays to do. xp

Yours?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Mine wasn't too good.
I was feeling really crap all day, and my Art teacher got me to spend the lesson fixing her laptop.
I now have to find a disk and put all her photos on it so she doesn't completely fill the 2Gb of space I managed to free up on it.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

Aww.
:[

Also, I hate when teachers make you fix their computers. They do it to me, too.
Hahahah so what was wrong with it?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

Her friend filled it with 2Gb worth of photos
and she had 34Mb of space left on it altogether.
It's only a 25Gb laptop, and her teenage boys use it, so God knows what else is on there.
She only trusts me with it at school, but she has some serious cleaning up to do.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)

Oooh damn!
Hahahah you should smash it up at school, and then be like 'Well, you only trusted me with it here... I'm more trustworthy at home.'
I'd do that. My teacher would kill me.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

But I need it for my exam on friday.

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

Oh.
Don't do that, then.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

I wasn't planning on it.

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

'lo there kittykiller
you two crazy kids got yourselves a chat forum yet?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

We're not going to get one.
We're just not going to talk as much at all.
And avoid going off the edge.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

good plan ;)

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

:)
It'll make our letters infinately more exciting, anyway.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

^this.
I'm prolly gonna have to wait till Fri or Sat. I dun wanna
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

I got a letter from Cherry today.
She hadn't contacted me in bloody ages, and she sent me a letter saying how much she loves and misses me.
I have to tell her that I don't like her, but I don't know how!
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

Oh noes!
:0
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

return to sender
not known at this address.
be a man, hide!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

I'm going to call her.
But her parents don't know that I know she's living at home again, so I can't call her.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

Why don't they know?
Do they not like you or summat?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

Well we talked on the phone quite a lot.
They don't really know me, though. They know her, however, and I expect they're doing it for my own safety.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

Is she crazy?

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Pretty much.

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Try honesty.

( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

I am going to tell her as soon as I can,
but how do you approach someone with that?
I mean, she said in her letter that "the last year of my life was the happiest - all down to you of course!"
I feel so guilty!
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

YOU DON'T LIKE HER?!
isn't it only a week or two since you were mooning over her constantly?

ah well.
YOUNG LOVE PLEASES YA EASY, MAKES YA SICK IN A BAD WAY
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

No, it was a while ago now.

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

okay, sorry.
 
not actually any of my fucking business. : )
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

It's fine :)
And it wasn't constant, either.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

patience, young one
the future will be shit anyway ;)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

*squirms in seat*
Buut I want it nooow.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

I hope you get it on Saturday
if they always take this long, we could just post them on monday and have something else to look forward to every saturday!
I'd like it like that, as Saturday has always been the best day of the week anyway.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

That would be pretty awesome.
Like, a prize for finishing out the week. ;D
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

A BIGGER prize.
The usual prize is a saturday lie-in.
I quite like being woken up by someone putting a letter on my desk :)
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahah
^.^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

you want shit?
did you see the comp?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

YEAH BRO, KEEPIN IT sXe LOL
 
*molests*
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

Hahahahah!!!!
You just want me in your cooking pot!
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

YOUNG, TENDER FLESH.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

Hahahahah!!!

( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Lo there.
*shuffles feet* No ma'am.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

hahah 'ma'am'
I added you on flickr a few days ago, you have some lovely photos and I'm jealous of your camera. Is it yours or did Mofaha lend/give you one?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

^.^
I saw that. :D
It was the birthday present this year. My entire family chipped in. Hahah
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha :D
That would be the most annoying TV show ever
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

^this. hard.

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

I tried watching 'Curb your Enthusiasm' yesterday
It was dull.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

I hate that show

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

possibly funnier if you're a New York Jew.
 
the live-action comedy I'm enjoying most at the moment is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia..
also, Pushing Daisies, in its own heavily-stylised way.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

I'm a New Jersey jew.
It will never be funny.

But It's Always Sunny is awesome.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

I liked the one where Dee and Dennis became crackheads just to get welfare.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Hahahah
yes
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

You're getting TV and your private life confused again.
It's easily done.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

METH IS HARD TO MAKE, GODDAMNIT

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

like that lady on telly
who shouts a lot? I think she lives with us sometimes.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

HILARY CLINTON?!

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

Maybe.
I get her and my mum confused a lot...
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIVE ME THE FUCKING REMOTE!
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahah
DON'T BREATHE! YOU'RE RUNING MY TV TIME!
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

when it came out it was like the funniest thing on.
 
now I see repeats and it seems stale.
and Julia Louis-Dreyfus has always been an aggravating bint.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

this, however, is gold.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

There are posters up on the highway
for the new season of "Two and a Half Men" and I laugh every time I see his face.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

HELL YEAH
 
we're still churning through repeats, sadly.
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

I've seen a couple I hadn't seen before,
but then again I don't watch tv much.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)

dirty pearoater.



;D
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

haha! ace.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

i did reply to you down there VV

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

*looks*


I wandered off!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

I suppose this counts from a few hours back.


I HATE COMPOZ.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hahahaha
I love his little crotch face in the last frame :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Things I can do:
People: Check.
Beer: Check.
Comix: Check.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

ha ha haha ha
ass face FTW
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

Best
EVAR!
(Linusmartensson, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Twat.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

OH HAI THR
LOL
( mofaha sitting quietly, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

No, seriously,
I have seen this image maybe 6 times now.

I like it and I would have entered it for the challenge if it was mine too, but you post a fuckload of images - there is nothing wrong with that either, even when, as with your concentric circles the other night, we get consecutive threads, but on a Wednesday night, when there is a massive board-rush anyway, there is no need to push someone else off the board.

Stick it in an existing thread. Give other people a chance.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

^^ This
I'd have said that too but I couldn't find the thread for some reason.

Fucking windows 95.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)