if i win that lot
i will very quickly become drunk beyond the capacity for normal vision.
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

Then I will remind you of that cheque you promised you'd send,
and you'd think I were telling the truth.
And I would get a profit of £10,000.
( ClanSoul bought series 2 of Ghost Whisperer, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

ha!
that's where you're wrong! i dropped my cheque book in a tin of mushroom gloss last year, i haven't bothered to get a new one yet! i pay cash!
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)