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(nowaydude rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:32, archived)

concise

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:34, archived)

c'ns-e.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)

It lives!

( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)

YOUR MOTHER.
How's life?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

Meh, no change since last we were talking.
Except I've spent the time since then on here.
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)

c's
How weird, we have two lurkers signed up for the bash. Does that count as stalking?:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)

Nah, it can't
because I was a lurker when I went to MY first bash. And I'm not a stalker. Am I? :(

"Oh hi, I'm baldmonkey. Who are you?" "I'm hexachordal." "...who?" "I WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER."
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)

oh! you're the one from the newsletter?!
that means i know your whole name! *address searches* I know your address now too. I shall send you some biscuits and a cheese sculpture.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)

*pouts*
i want cheese sculpture!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)

*hack*
No...you...don't....*die*
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)

okay...
i'll stick to the wine
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)

*intercepts biscuits and cheese*
This cheese tastes a bit like anthrax.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)

Yeah but it's a bit creapy if you've been on b3ta for four years
and have posted once. It's a bit like listening to someones conversation for years and them going to talk to them as if you'd always known them.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)

I expect, on the other end of the scale,
it's almost as creepy as being on the site not very long and talking to everyone as if you've known them for four years.
/ClanSoul is a weirdo blog
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)

Well at least that's not as bad as inviting 50 odd people to London
under the pretence of a bash but really you're going to use them in B3ta chutney!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)

Still going then?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

bum bum bum bum bum
hello
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)

Hello sir. Good news:
I am practically naked.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)

:D

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)

How are you today?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)

yep
but i'm down to my last cup of coffee
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)

You won't need any more I reckon.
Only if you're knackered at 10 o'clock.
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:41, archived)

i've just poured it.
all or nothing, that's me ;)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:44, archived)

Well it's daylight now so I think you'll be safe.
I also think I've spent 13 hours here today/last night/you know what I mean.
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:48, archived)

yes
i know what you mean
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)

After your 24, see how long you can go for without falling asleep.
Go for it!!
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)

fuck that!
it's bingo night!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)

Hahah!
Y'know a while ago I said you're not that old?
I take it back.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)

thanks!
*huffs*
it's not just oldies who go to bingo, you know. i came out of there with £70 last week!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)

Really?
*joins in*
*realises I never win*
*sulks*
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)

there is a top prize tonight
of over £30,000
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)

Well if you win, you can buy me a new graphics tablet.
This one is beer-damaged.
Another reason I no longer drink :P
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)

if i win that lot
i will very quickly become drunk beyond the capacity for normal vision.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)

Then I will remind you of that cheque you promised you'd send,
and you'd think I were telling the truth.
And I would get a profit of £10,000.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)

ha!
that's where you're wrong! i dropped my cheque book in a tin of mushroom gloss last year, i haven't bothered to get a new one yet! i pay cash!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)

I doubt she'll last past my record.

( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)

Which is?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)

what is this record of which you speak?

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)

Whatever it is, I am going now.
Good luck Smash!
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)

thanks

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

or...

( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:52, archived)

Hang on...
www.b3ta.com/board/8105546

I mean, I know it's not the greatest thing in the world, but still. THE PRINCIPLE.
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)

Respect where respect is due...
This made me laugh like a look when I first saw it, I hope you don't mind me using it AEIYM?
( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

Nah, s'nae bother.
I started questioning whether I had actually done it at all, or whether it was just a beautiful dream I had.
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)