The Bumday times

(meks1980, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

or toe?

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Or ear?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

whole side of mutton?

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

or cock.
That's the best.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

best?
you haven't LIVED.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I choose not to live.
I meant 'love is' when she allows more than one cock. Led to my first divorce, my ex best mate in hospital and a better understanding of extra marital.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Ah. The old "woman's arsehole reverse fish-hook man-trap" gambit.
We've all been there.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

There was a man on the telly who had two.
It was brilliant.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

or man eating sloth
.
(meks1980, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

pedantry is...
...oh never mind, it's not worth it.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Hello you.
waves, nonchalantly.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

hello!
i'm off very shortly.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)