The Bumday times


From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(meks1980, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

or toe?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Or ear?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

whole side of mutton?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

or cock.
That's the best.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

best?
you haven't LIVED.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I choose not to live.
I meant 'love is' when she allows more than one cock. Led to my first divorce, my ex best mate in hospital and a better understanding of extra marital.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Ah. The old "woman's arsehole reverse fish-hook man-trap" gambit.
We've all been there.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

There was a man on the telly who had two.
It was brilliant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

or man eating sloth
.
(meks1980, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

( head-doctor internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

pedantry is...
...oh never mind, it's not worth it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Hello you.
waves, nonchalantly.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

hello!
i'm off very shortly.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)