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(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

hah, win!
*wipes tear from face* so true, so true...
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha, yes.
Although I always have it in the cupboard, for salmon and rice reasons.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

don't forget urethral torture
its good for that too
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

tabasco
is the sauce of choice for this kind of thing.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

*takes note*

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

And who are you that are so wise in the ways of the church?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

reggae reggae sauce packs a wallop in the pants dept

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

And
dropping on to slices of lemon that you've slid behind their teeth with a hammer.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

their vaginal teeth?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I always have a lemon hanging around.
They come in handy for loads of things.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

I find they are most useful for making things taste lemony

( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

*makes notes*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

arf!
very nearly made tea come out of my nose.

/easily pleased I guess
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

^ this is a true actual fact

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

hahaha

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

Didn't walther matthau get some of that in his eye?
Or did I see a different version of the odd couple to everyone else?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

HAHA!
O.-
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

No, you're thinking of Thom Yorke.



*gets coat*
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Is that like...
for pancake day? Or do I have the date wrong?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

nope, you're right.
unless for some reason everybody on valentines day is using lemon juice for...

oh god.. no...
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahahahahahah
Oh god.
We don't have pancake day over here. How unfair is that!?

Also, hello. How're you today?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

You don't have Shrove Tuesday
in a deeply Christian country? How mental is that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

hello lovely
I am still very sick, and getting very sick of being very sick :\ I've not left this bed for two weeks now, and I'm starting to get überbored*. Evil Lu and a couple of others were going to visit, but I was too ill to have visitors, especially ones who would draw cocks on my face when I was sleeping :P


*yeah, an ÜMLAUT. I'M COO'. SUPER COO'.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Awww.
No. Poor Hexy. *hugs* I hope you get better very very soon.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

thank you sweetie ^_^
how are YOU?

and no educationtiem today?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

I am good.
My mum's coming home from hospital today. ^.^
That be why I'm home. Tues, yesterday, and today, cos of her being in hospital and going to visit her a lot and stuff.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

In other news
Pancakes isn't just for Pancake day.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

we consume four whole lemons in feb?
I don't believe you
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

There's no scale on the Y-axis,
it could mean anything.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

EIGHT lemons?
this is insane
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

8, 12...
The possibilities are endless. I'm putting my money on 16.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Numerically yes
But it has to be 5 times the amount we consume at other times of the year. Taking the lines to be a regular scale, as they are.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Only if the Y-axis originates at 0.
The normal level could be 500, rising to 504 for pancake day.
The lesson is, always label your graphs or else it'll start pedantic conversations in your thread.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

I was always taught that a graph always has to start from zero
and if you were going to start from another value due to scaling (lack of points at lower values) you would need to include a squiggly line not unlike a sawtooth wave on the axis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

You can do.
So long as you label it properly it's not really necessary.
There's no point in starting from zero if your interested in a small region that's nowhere near it, you may as well zoom into the important bit.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

To clarify
taken over the population at large, approximately 1/5th of all people consume lemons as a matter of course, but for one day in February everybody else joins in the glorious lemon feasting as well.

Please address all future queries here
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Thank you for clarifying the situation.
I feel better.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)