in dark bedrooms than you are likely to drink in any bar in your life. I have never heard it called soco but then I don't drink in trendy waterfront bars with pretentious pricks.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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I drink in all sorts of places
from "so far up its own arse pretentious places full of twats" to spit and sawdust. And I've never heard it called that either.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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I once ordered Southern Comfort and Lime in a club in Birmingham and the barman told me to fuck off
So I did
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39,
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Deep down you know he was right
;)
Hmm did you forget to tell us that you requested a tiny orange umbrella in it?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:43,
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Southern Comfort and Lime lead to my first full on snog and grope session with a lady
It always brings back memories when I drink it :D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:45,
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This confuses me horribly
Are you claiming the Southern Comfort has erm "powers"? Or were you just so pissed that you got confused?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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Not confused
I'll snog owt, me.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:47,
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Yay!
Ambidextrous!
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:54,
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I used to drink it neat, out of the bottle
to the tune of about 4 one litre bottles a week. I was in a dark place when I lived in Greece.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:51,
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I doubt they really have much experience with representative samples
Unless you count the times they've been in a police line up.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:30,
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Ok, the fluffy gloves are off
the fluffy gloves are offPlease PLEASE just fuck off.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:33,
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Too long to say at the bar?
What a tight fucking schedule you must be running on.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:33,
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Shot of tequi...
Sorry out of time.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39,
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It must be a struggle ordering those croissants these days
with those 2 syllables and all ;)
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:40,
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"Shoti" is the official abbreviation, don'tcherknow.
I know this because I drink in bars or at social events, and not in dark bedrooms.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:40,
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Hahaha
I usually find that waving my empty glass and pointing to it with a big smile does the trick. From 20 metres away. How's THAT? no words required at all.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:50,
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I find it tastes nicer when you abbreviate it to "JD and Coke."
(ArghZombiesNo longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:27,
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Or better still, "a pint of bitter".
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:29,
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Or most bestistest: "a pint of Quim Leakage, if you please barman".
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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Aye, that does take some beating.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36,
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Well yes to get a whole pint would take significant beating....
Alternatively, you'd need a whisk to get the frothy head going.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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I come in many flavours.
(ArghZombiesNo longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:17,
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Mmm, Wine.
Nice idea.
But Red of course, i'm not weird.
(ArghZombiesNo longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:04,
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No
Weird is Rose!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:10,
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I have a bottle of
good burgundy airing for later. I'm still on my day drink ( i.e. the stuff I can drink all day without getting off my tits. I'm on number 11 now. ( I kid you not, I have not removed the empties to the tin bin yet ).
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:06,
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Remeber you cant air it in a bottle:p
popular misconception. The air to surface area is just too small. Do what I do. Decant it into an otter!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:14,
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it has been decanted to my lead crystal dear boy ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:20,
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I find it nice as just JD.
I don't like it mixed anymore, no ice either! It's like pissing on a good painting adding ice to a drink.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35,
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I have literally no idea what these are
And these were on the radio?
Although the Elvis Presley one reminds me of a certain b3ta animation, I think it was on b3ta may have been rathergood.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:41,
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They used to be on BBC Radio 1 at lunchtime.
Before Colin Cunty Irish Fella and that Scots Lass took over.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:46,
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seams ok to me!
Good lord i hate that 'soco' aren't we clever getting you to use a shortened name for our product ad campaign almost as much as the vomitous fluid itself. Also mini woo
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:30,
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If you like this you are going to be well-pleased
because if tonight is anything like last night we shall se a lot more. All more or less the same.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:45,
archived)
great
more trolling eh. I don't get it,
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:03,
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