Mustapha Bindun



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)

three sheets?!
what kind of freak-ass bed are you using?
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)

today, I am two separate gorillas.
 

 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:20, archived)

FAKE! THE PILLS ARE BLUE!
er, not that i'd know....
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)

well, quite.
 
this is Viagrrr! we're talking about here.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)

o thank zeus, now my monster friends can get it up.
also: 30 or 50 tablets?
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)

take 'em by the fistful.
 
FUCK LIKE A BEAST.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)

That slogan alone will make you millions

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)

which you will then spend on whores to fuck like a beast.
ah, the circle of life.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)

CIRCLE OF WHORES, MORE LIKE.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)

MY PEEPEE WAS LIKE A WET NOODLE, TIL I TRIED RAPITINUI'S VIAGRRR!
 
possible side effects may include blurred vision, dizziness, and excessive hair growth
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)

_{also moray eels, screaming moles on your sac and tears that seep from your anus.}
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)

you could hear him for blocks,
screaming at it to shut up,
beating it with his fist,
and sticking candles up it,
but nothing did any good.
 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)

lots of crazy shit in my subconscious.
 
I loved these guys when I was a kid.
W.A.S.P.
google tells me they've re-formed (like so many eighties metal bands) which is kinda sad
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)

we are sexual perverts!
we need zimmer frames!
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)

not as sad as Kiss claiming in the press conference when they arrived here this week
that they still rock the hardest, and defying any young band to put on heels and stupidly heavy costumes and play in front of pyrotechnics.

the reporter just took the piss out of their exposed man breasts.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)

ace frehley is playing here one of these days.
i was never a kiss fan, makeup and ballads and silliness was their image here so that nixed it.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)

*looks for section labeled 'shirts'*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

I WANT TO DIE, SIR DAVE :(
PLEASE KILL ME :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)

OMG U SHUD RITE A SONG ABOUT IT

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

I'd rather die.
SO TTIRED CANNOT SLEEEP
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

well, that's a dilly of a pickle!

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

nyah nyah, i'm sleeping right now!
*taunts*
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)

I AM POSTING POO PORN IN MY SLEEP.
 
NOT GUILTY.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)

i bet there are some cynical, dishonest scatporn producers who just use plasticene and pudding.
the thought sickens me.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)

SHIT IS NOT THAT HARD TO MAKE.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)

but think of the benefits of filming pudding instead:
no smell, models would enjoy eating it, and bill cosby will endorse your film.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)

What I said
www.b3ta.com/board/8172300
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)