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(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I've just been listening to this in my car!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# What?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# It's Graph 2
By Graphy and the Graphettes!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# YES YES YESSSS
*CLICKS HARD*


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# COR!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I wish I were rich enough to gain access to Morrissey's company
So I could punch him repeatedly, increasingly angrily, building up to an infernal rageingly in the face for his crimes against music, having a spine, and for fucking singlehandedly making emoism fashionable.

But hey - that's just me.

EDIT: most woosomeness to this pikshure, mind.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# The man is a prize cunt
and I would happily pound his face into a pulp, not stopping until shards of his skull were embedded in my knuckles.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *points at this post*
*points really quite emphatically at it*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :(

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I don't *mind* the Smiths musically
not really my bag but listenable. He's just a knob. I've seen him in interviews and he just is.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# oh but really on the scale of knobs in this world
morrisey is a bit less knob like than most and at leat he's amusing when he is being a knob and he's good at what he doe...unlike say heather mills. he is jut 100% knob with no redeeming features what so ever...well other thna being fun to poke fun at.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yah, Hitler was more of a knob than Michael Flatley.
Isn't going to make that punch hurt any less for the twizzly legged freak though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# but michael flatey has never done anything vaguely decent
at least morrissey has.

flatley is just an annoying dancing ponce.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# To us, yes.
But my nan bums him. Like you bum Morrissey.


Ahhhhhhhh you see?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# i don't bum morrissey...
i have nothing to bum him with and i don't think i'm his type.

plus dancing like an arse isn;'t quite as clever as composing muic/lyrics..it takes a bit more intellect and wit and flatley doesn't have any of that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# No, but he can choreograph
from experience I can tell you that's very difficult. Well, for me. And I only did it with ten, he does it with loads.

And yet still I think he's a tosser.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i think it really goes without saying morrissey is at least slightly less arse like than michael flatley

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Not in my book.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# fair enough....

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# No offense or anything
I can just about stomach The Smiths despite him, but I despise him for an extensive list of reasons involving his simplistic, illogical championing of and support for causes which include terrorism and murder.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i've enver heard him say he supports murder?
and i'm sure he's only real influence on people other than his music is all that the anti-animal cruelty stuff, which you can't really argue you with as it is a good cause.

but he's funny.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I can certainly argue with his interpretation of it.
I agree with many of the aims he espouses. I certainly don't like animal testing for medical reasons, but on balance I think it is probably the only reasonable alternative at the moment - although many scientists are working to find alternatives.

This is a very emotive and complex issue with many bones of contention which have to be taken into account.

Then Cunt-features wades into the debate with his informed opinion: "I understand why fur-farmers and so-called laboratory scientists are repaid with violence - it is because they deal in violence themselves and it's the only language they understand."

He is a cunt of the highest order and he needs to be put to sleep.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Also:
human beings are biologically designed to eat meat. All the bleeding-heart tofu bars on the fucking planet aren't going to change that, Meat Is Murder boy.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# but in turn we've invole a bit beyond the basic man kills animal and eats animal

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# We sure have.
We now breed the animals ourselves.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# "we've involve"?
I used to go out with a vegetarian, I have no desire to resurrect the old discussions I had with her. This isn't about vegetarianism - it's a lifestyle choice, and as such people are free to choose it and I respect that and support their right to do so.

We're talking about Morrissey being a fucktard.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YOU BROUGHT UP THE EATING MEAT BIT
at the end of the day animals are treated like crap regardless of eating meat or not, jut becaue you eat meat does that mean animals should suffer? i eat meat but it'd at least be nice if in the process of that meat getting to asda or whereever there was less cruelty involed.

and morrissey is no worse or better than anyone else really.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# OK, I brought up the meat bit.
Sorry, that was irrelevant.

I hate Morrissey because he has explicitly called for violence to be visited on "so-called laboratory scientists". Animal rights activists, bless them, aren't generally the most level-headed of people so they'll probably just throw bricks at the first person in a white coat they see.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Or anyone associated with them, or their families, or shareholders in their companies...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# yah but then we've all said i wish someone would kill so and so
and somehow i really doubt he'd seriously advocate such a thing.
that sort of thing is where it help to just think of morrissey as a bit ofa silly sod who talks crap from time to time. i do like him more for his muscial output than half the things he says.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
are biologically designed have evolved
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha, you could read a lot into that comment...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# MIIIIKKE

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY
do my presentation for me?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# im too dim for anything like that
whats it about?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# exercise for falls patients
fun fun fun
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# he supports peta though
so does support terrorism.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ^ and this ^
Don't get me started on fucking Peta...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# well yes peta are cunts
but a lot of people support them so i'm sure one or two of them have to be lovely people.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Which is relevant to Morrissey being a cunt how, exactly?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# oh for fucksake
it is revelant because you were agreeing that morrissey is a cunt for being a member ofpeta.

stop bring things up and then saying "how is that relevant"..because it's really annoying and if these things aren't relevant don't bloody bring them up.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
#
"well yes peta are cunts
but a lot of people support them so i'm sure one or two of them have to be lovely people."

... which is:

a) illogical;
b) irrelevant.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# well that strand of covnersation was leaning towards the thing of that peopel who are members of peta are cunts
it was hinting/implying it.

BLAH!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# AND:
at no point was I "agreeing that morrissey is a cunt for being a member of peta". I don't know where you read that, I didn't say it. I said "don't get me started on fucking peta".
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# meeh!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Let's not fight anymore.
We disagree. Shall we put it behind us and move on?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# oh but that'd be like losing?
and i always lose fights/debates..i run out of clever/big/long/confusing words to use.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I can't be arsed continuing
so I guess you win...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# aww.
i'm sorry i'm crap and can't come up with a decent arguement other than i like morrissey.

you win.

edit: gah you've made me feel guilty and like a right bitch now.

:(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Haha!
My sister's new puppy goes mad if I sing like Morrisey but only if it's in that uniuqe nasal voice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# The one that Tony Christie does such a good impression of.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
Was that on Buzzcocks?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Twas indeed.
My favourite programme.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My new favourite programme
is Monkey Dust. I always seem to discover programmes I like long after they've finished filming them :/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BUUUUZZCOCKS.
QI. Doctor Who. Torchwood. Boosh. University Challenge.


I loves all of them.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# mock the weak is also amusing at times
and HIGNFY

loved the QI that was on dave last night. ROGER FUCKING McGOUGH!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Monkey Dust is fantastic.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Cool
I have friends who animated some that. I'll let them know!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Tell them they're God.
I really haven't watched a programme that I've enjoyed as much as that in years.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# im afraid im going to have to
ris?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# smiths - big mouth strikes again
lyrical graph.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# forgive my
retardedness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# R to tha I to tha muthafuckin S?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# This must have been
how joan of arc felt
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hehehee

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sweetness.
Sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head


i like still ill way too much at the moment. *listens*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# sorry for being a mong..
but..
I'm only a dabbler in all things b3ta.. i mean i love it but.. i'm shit and always dissapoint myself with my own posties...

What does RIS mean??

yours sincerely... thickcunt!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# RIS = I don't get it
Cue long winded explanation about morrisons
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Is that the original post?
And how come they didn't get a flaming for the large post I wonder...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# It is the original, yes.
I guess there were less board Nazi's back in them days.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# can't be the original post
"pearoasted for fun not profit.."

edit: the original post is b3ta.com/board/4890030 but it is full of redex and fail.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Ah I see but Quim Leaks link is the original RIS thread
Got it...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# thanky
panky
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# slight TJ: Is it me, or is the caption under the photo here priceless...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7303394.stm

See what happens when you don't go private...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Excuse me...
AHhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaa!

And he sure aint happy about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Chortle
His expression kind of suits the accusation, too.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Definately

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ironic though. OK it wasn't a selfless act, but how many lives did he save when doing it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It was a walkman in my day
*wobbles off*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Whoops, good point!
I had the placebo cover version in my head.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# This is not to detract from your Woo post
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# haha nicely!~

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Can any chart...
the negative correlation between the quality of Smiths song titles and the quality of the lyrics within...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)