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( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

'nings Archie!
Remember me? I'm Daniel Yacuntcha's mate... =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

hahaha, yeah, I remember him.
He's coming to the London Bash, so I shall be having words with him ;)
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

Are you going?
Yay!
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

Ive signed up, digs sorted
so as long as I don't get shot in a tube station while I try an navigate the god awful city, I should be there :)
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hmm
you do LOOK a bit Brazilian. *worries*
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

not on my head...
*worries myself with that last comment*
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

*hands you a velvet smoking jacket*
*waggles eyebrows*
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

hahaha
I shall see what I can do before May, plenty of time to source one out
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Ooh, watersports!
*wipes piss-soaked mind*
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

You kinky devil!
:D
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

there's a brazillion of him?
wow that's a lot
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Try not to look too Brazilian and you should be alright

( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

^this

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

Fancy that offer btw
they'll be another b3tan in tow as well :)
( Jahled Now with added Mac, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

aye, it's looking likely :)
will confirm in a short while, gotta sort out what time I can get down there - earlier the better I reckon
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

Always with the topicality!
Woo :)

Shame it's not 280px...
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

Air hellair!
*fondles all over*

Y'alreet?
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

All the better for being fondled ta!
How are you and the lovely Nina?
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

We're 17 kinds of ace, ta
And we'll be even more kinds when I get my laptop fixed =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Woohoo!
Just what I wanted to hear :)
( in vino veritas, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

the english patient died?
woops
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

It's okay though, the memories of his forefathers will go on forever...

( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

i'll miss him
unless I use my scope on my rifle

THREADJACK!

anyone any ideas on how to restore a really old shit photo?
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Post it to HappyToast and pay him some money...
That's what I'd do, anyway =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

no

( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

why did I agree to look at it
instead of following my instincts and telling them to fuck off?
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

It's never too late to tell someone to fuck off.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

heheh
telling people to fuck off is both fun and stress-relieving.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

Telling who?
Is someone paying you to restore an old photo?

Scan it into Tattyshop and put a filter on it, then charge them about £150 - it's what all those "Your photo onto canvas" shops do!
( Professor Kenny Martin is sick to fucking death of workplace bullshit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

scan it in
adjust curves
use the clone tool to heal cracks and shit

it entirely depends what's wrong wit hit
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

^this
I've done a few old pics with a basic knowledge of those tools, and they've come out ok.
managed to stitch together a great portrait shot of my grandfolks from separate pics of them, which was really great to do
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

im going to open some more wine
the answer is bound to be in there

as the old bloke who's photo it is in a hospice don't think ill hang round tho

i got told off 'cos I did one of a topless bird for him, my misses said it was disrespectful but when I go I want loads of nudies
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

This sort of thing is part of my job
how shit is it?
( Jahled Now with added Mac, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

its a photo from a crap camera - unfocused and old
of a headstone which has family image - the only one left and he cant now visit grave. I did suggest digging up headstone and she said i'm on a sex ban for not being serious
( The Tig and me woof, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

it looks like a spring
or a car antenna on it's side
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

rissole?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

Top topical form as per normal
Bit young to die, and my Spidey senses tingle that he had much more to give us

Oh well
( Jahled Now with added Mac, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)

I 'ris
but it certainly looks the part!

:)
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)