Quick n dirty, like yer mam.


From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

I'LL TAKE 10 BOTTLES!
err... for a friend... yeah! that's it... a friend. ⁊_⁊
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

Am$ 36,549.90 please.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

I'm reading that as "AIDS BANDWAGON"
And giggling as a result.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Also: My b3taday in 13 minutes

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Christ, it's all happening tonight.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

What else is going on?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

That's it.
Also, somewhere in America Dick Cheney is raping a horse.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

I'd like to think you're saying "In America Dick, Cheney is raping a horse"
Because it sounds better.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

That works also.
Dick is a saucy fellow.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Omg cool
srsly
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yes :D
DRAW ME A CAKE.
^_^
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

I will.
But it will be shit due to rubbish touchpad on laptop.


Apologies in advance
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

Some things look disgusting
but are still sweet on the inside
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

like chocolate shit?

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

HAHAHAH

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

happy candle day!
i'm off for my bath now, i only hung around this long to say this to you ;~)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Aww! Thanks Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash ^_^

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

*snort*
(the laugh, not sniffing poo)
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

poo sniffing
is an acquired taste indeed. 'bye!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

^this
I'll draw ya something, it will be crap.
So whatcha, whatcha want?
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

Oooooh that's a toughie.
Brian Blessed riding a crow.
And the crow has diana's head in it's beak.
And Diana is shouting something vile :]
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

AHAHHHA.
oK.

I shall return.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yaaaaaay

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

she's shouting
i have an anal yeast infection from camillas spiked tongue!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hahahah!!!
Hahahah!!!!!!
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

B3tadaaaayyyy

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Yaaaaay!

I don't have a proper cake :(
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Thanks peeet

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

HAPPY ONE!

( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Cheers :D

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

happy candleday!

( Mushroom, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Thankyou Mushy :]

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

you cunt.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

I love you, too.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)