Bloody corporate sponsors...

( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Cor, imagine what the Cillit Bang
of the future will be able to clean.
( Smallbrainfield is hard at work, probably., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

I suspect that it will
CLEAN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF....
( The magic of chutney www.reflected-loaf.co.uk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

i use this cleaner to clean this dimension, and this cleaner for the this one.
I USE CILLIT BANG!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

BANG!!!!!
and the universe is gone!
( SubCulture Hero will be there when the man made sun comes up on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

If there's one thing I've learnt about the future,
it's that HD T.V. has failed and we're back to unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures. It's the future!
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

^this

( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Yes...
...but they're three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures.
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures
will only be used one way...

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Virgin Robotics?
Should I be reading as much into that as I am doing?
( Le Penseur Tear down the walls, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Surely Bupa would grab thaose advertising slots?
Like a starving African grabbing an £85 beef sandwich.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

£85 for a beef sandwich?
I'd want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress for that kind of money.

Actually, I want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress when I buy a £2.95 tuna mayo sandwich, so for £85 I'd want a really good one, with a finger up my arse, and wiping it off in her hair and everything.
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

and a real woman this time,
not a bearded tramp with baloons up his top.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahahahhahahahahahahhaha
Office lol
( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

*preens*
I feel good now.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha
it's happened to you too?
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

every bloody time
oh god... oh god... don't stop... oh god...
*pop*
WHAT THE SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK???
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

^This^
But with the 99p Egg Mayo sandwich which was the only one left in Greggs this morning
( Le Penseur Tear down the walls, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

*That's excellente*

( Zeitgeist: Addendum OCTOBER SURPRISE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

cool

( mediocre so young & so 1337, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Had this in my head for ages
I'm glad to get it out

Cos, er, in the future divers will be tatooed with the sponsers logo's...
( tzambissamo I like current events, I thinks they're good..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)