Bloody corporate sponsors...


From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Cor, imagine what the Cillit Bang
of the future will be able to clean.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

I suspect that it will
CLEAN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF....
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

i use this cleaner to clean this dimension, and this cleaner for the this one.
I USE CILLIT BANG!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

BANG!!!!!
and the universe is gone!
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

If there's one thing I've learnt about the future,
it's that HD T.V. has failed and we're back to unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures. It's the future!
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

^this

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Yes...
...but they're three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

three-dimensional holographic unsteady, interlaced, flickering low-res pictures
will only be used one way...

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Virgin Robotics?
Should I be reading as much into that as I am doing?
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Surely Bupa would grab thaose advertising slots?
Like a starving African grabbing an £85 beef sandwich.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

£85 for a beef sandwich?
I'd want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress for that kind of money.

Actually, I want to get sucked off by a pretty waitress when I buy a £2.95 tuna mayo sandwich, so for £85 I'd want a really good one, with a finger up my arse, and wiping it off in her hair and everything.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

and a real woman this time,
not a bearded tramp with baloons up his top.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahahahhahahahahahahhaha
Office lol
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

*preens*
I feel good now.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha
it's happened to you too?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

every bloody time
oh god... oh god... don't stop... oh god...
*pop*
WHAT THE SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK???
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

^This^
But with the 99p Egg Mayo sandwich which was the only one left in Greggs this morning
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

*That's excellente*

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

cool

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Had this in my head for ages
I'm glad to get it out

Cos, er, in the future divers will be tatooed with the sponsers logo's...
( Hellzapoppin out of my head with nicotine withdrawal, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)