IT IS THE FUTURE


From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahaha
"I'm Nadine Baggott, and I brush crap on the faces of people you might have heard of"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

lol npeptides
wtf?

I need chicken
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Racist.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

get me some chicken!

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Obliges
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

now that's a plump chicken

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

other type of chicken


_NSFW
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Why oh why did I look!
Very NSFW I feel :)

Here is another kind of chicken too:

heynice.com/media-archives/2006-10/marty1.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

chickentiem

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahahah
cock
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

ARGH!
I saw the NSFW too late!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

^ This :(
What's the point in putting a NSFW warning in small print??
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

i was thinking as i walked in to work just now,
"why doesn't anyone eat chicken in the morning?"
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

That is actually a very good point.
*bacons*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

chickens are notoriously late risers

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

cock-a-doodle LIES!

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

haha
that's cocks, they get up early in the morning

chickens get very confused by Rice Krispies, which is why they stay in bed
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

"that's cocks, they get up early in the morning"
That'll be the morning wood for you.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

you know, that's a valid point
I think it's worthy of research, and an EU grant to fund this research
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

i will write to my Euro MP forthwith

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Is your Euro MP
Peter Mandelson?

Mine isnt....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

i have literally no idea

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

I dont know who mine is either to be honest with you.
I just imagine that if it was Peter Mandelson, I would know.

Edit: I am still none the wiser: www.europarl.org.uk/uk_meps/MembersMain.htm
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

excellent
and I shall burn things!

in the street
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

You're not one of those bloody Frenchies are you?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

/leeroy blog

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Oo gosh!
How winsome!

Woo!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

i don't think i've ever been called winsome
it better be good or you're for it at playtime
( new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

I love the name "Nadine Baggot".

I burst out laughing the first time I heard it.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

It can't be real shirley?!?!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

it is
and don't call me Shirley
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Whats your Vector Victor?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Does that mean we have Clearance Clarence?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Roger, Roger
My favourite joke in that whole film is "They can't be off course, they're on instruments"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

My ex has my box set of the 2 films.
And she is in Switzerland! But I am going to see her in 3 weeks so I shall steal them back from her then :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

what? who?
is this science? *fears*

also, *thick and doesn't have a telly*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

get a telly
you fucking hippy
( new_matt, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

hahah, SHAN'T!
i don't have time because of free internet porns
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Dear Miss
The dog ate most of my homework so this is all that's left:
Word on the street is hexapeptides. They stop you looking like a old hag.
But the new woman off of the telly is a slag, my bro's had her. The end.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)