BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

men like girls with small hands

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

:D

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Aw.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

think he's after a little internal exploration,

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sweetie, I wish.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

well
play yr cards right and who knows
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

yay
bumpunchjoy
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*gasps*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

\o/

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)