"He loves you, yeah yeah yeah"

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha nicely done :)

( prodigy69, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

^this

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

^those

( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

*them*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

and that >

( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

also the other v

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

............That ^

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

^..what?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

v I agree with that.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

o rly

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

OH SHIT, PARADOX.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

noooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyylllllllllllljjjjjjjjsssssssssssssssskchxxxxxxxx
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

^ exactly

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

v WHAT HE SAID.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I see what you did there...
You changed the "she" to a "he". Very good :)

Now make them do YMCA!
( Collatallie Sisters is enjoying newtquest.co.uk, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

lol gay

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Good morning petal.
I am coming to you LIVE from my new laptop.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hey!
You got it working!

What was the problem and who is owed a big hug?
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I have no idea
and the laddy, bless him. It also sorted out the PS3's problem with the wireless so he's feling very proud of himself. So proud he appears to want to have a celebratory meal made out of me. I'm on my day off, and I woke up about half an hour ago to be confronted by the Hottest Flat in the Universe. 24 degrees, that's what temperature he thinks it should be in here. Twenty bloody four.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

..o..ok mister
*takes off socks, cries
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Good good. The quicker you do this, the quicker it'll all be over.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

pp ppp pplease
i....want... to go...hooooooome

waaaa ha haaaaa a a
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*smothers self in it
lovely, now i am soft, you are a nice sexual predator after all.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

He wants you to walk about naked, obviously.

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

I don't know why, he's at work.
I've opened the patio doors and taken my cardi off (steady).
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Woo Woo
next you'll be removing those support stockings
Phwaor
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

ah well done
yes
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I did nothing.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

*glares at you for not adding me to your ps3 friends list*


:)
( prodigy69, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I haven't touched it.
We only found this out at about midnight last night. Sorry man.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

no probs :)x
11 days till GTA :D
( prodigy69, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

wifi workin then
i trust it was my advice to turn it off and on again
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

hahah

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your pretty face inspired us.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*blushes
*hides behind hair which is down because it's Friday
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Mans should always have their long hairs not up.
Yes.

Now all you need to do is grab some cut off camo trousers, a sleeveless pantera t shirt and a bass. Now headbang.


Aaaaaahhhh, delightful.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

UGH. PANTERA. UGH.
*purposely ties up hair*
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

You're a fucking mental.
I'm naming my first born son after their dead guitarist.

The silly thing is that I am in no way joking.


No, not calling him Dimebag. Or Darrell. He shall be called Abbott.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

are you talking to me!?

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

lyric sillypants!

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*CUE SONG!*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

You've teased me in exactly this way before
I'm sure of it.


Abbot David, if anyone's interested.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Dimebag = Exceptionally overrated.
Pantera = Used to like them, but can't be fucked with them anymore.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Captain Wow = Lord and Master of her own opinion.
Ta.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Captain Wow = On Ignore.
That's OK.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

They produced some great music.
No need to get snooty about them just because they got popular.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I liked them during the height of their popularity.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I've never got into camo trousers.
They seemed to be all the rage at Down the other day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

have cammo shirt
cannot get trousers incase i accidentally wear both at the same tiem and people think i am playin' armies
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never got any.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I tried to buy some camo trousers
Went to the shops
They had fcuking hundreds and all lookied shite
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I went to buy some camo trousers the other day
But couldn't find any

*badumtish*
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

oooh
You stole my punchline
Give it back at once
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Because all Down fans dress like Phil Anselmo in the late 90s.
I know this as I own one. I'd dress like that were I a boy.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I didn't, I just wore jeans and a t-shirt.
Incidentally, Phil Anselmo has grown his hair long now, presumably to try and fit in.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'd fancy him again
but he was such a prick around the tera split etc, nd then backtracking when Dime died and...yes. Vinnie Paul and I are going to beat him up. Then he can go about his business.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Yeah, he has been a bit of a twat.
He was less ranty than usual though, maybe he's improving.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I think we both know he'll always be a prime cunt.
But then a lot of good musicians are.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

That's true.
I'm willing to put up with it, because the gig was awesome.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'll bet, I'm dead jealous.
So there's going to be a new album then?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm pretty sure it was just a late tour for Over the Under,
but they all seemed happy enough, I think they're planning to stay together a while.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I want to go to Vinnie Paul's titty bar.
It's one of my ambitions.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

i don't wanna
see his titties
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I do.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I've got a titty ring
Does that count?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

explain...

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

bass, with these pretty digits
no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

men like girls with small hands

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

:D

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

:D

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Aw.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

think he's after a little internal exploration,

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sweetie, I wish.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

well
play yr cards right and who knows
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

yay
bumpunchjoy
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*gasps*

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

\o/

( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

afternoon
you missed nudity
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

BUMBUMBUM

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Whose was it?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

mine, silly :D
10K this morning
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Leeeenk?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/8297556
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

*can't decide which one*
:D
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

hopefully the fake one, for my sake :D

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hmm
One always lies and the other always tells the truth?
( Dixon hmmm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

they're both lying little cuntrags
who are full of shit
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

BOTTOM!
Heeeeeey well done love!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

thank you

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

twas bottom nudity twas it twnot?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

fnar!

( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Nicely done.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

D:
I just saw a Black Francis/Pixies post down the board. Which is really weird because earlier today I bough Black Francis' new CD and I've had the Pixies on ever since.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I'm going to listen to Battles, again.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'll join you in a sec. I'll queue it up after Pixies. But I wanna put on my new Winnebago Deal 7"s first.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

they
look quite hot!
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

hahaha
class, *clicks*
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)