He's an unstoppable force of nature

(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

pfffft!

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Pfft.

( Fluffy elephants is back in the game, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha
This is good
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

fucking win
FP THIS HARD
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

merci y'all
and why is it one doesn't hear any Ringo on Radio 1 anymore?
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

i don't know, why doesn't one hear any ringo on radio one?

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

*desperately scrabbles for some sort of punchline*
...
...
*fails*
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooo
you have 4 hours to find a punchline or i will tear a kitten in half, film it and then show it to some children
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

OK got one
"...because they're too busy shouting and bellowing and celeb-simpering to notice the phone ringing. And its Ringo on the other end, keen to discuss his thoughts on world hunger. He hangs up and goes to put the kettle on. Again."

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I'll get me coat.
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

*tears a kitten in half, films it and then shows it to some children

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

yay!
it could have been worse. next time I'll bring a full-grown cat. much messier. the kids'll love it.
(revmoola was thinking about a software problem on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

hah!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)