nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33,
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Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.
Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34,
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Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.
Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36,
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hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.
It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44,
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It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.
We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36,
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We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37,
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Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43,
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45,
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I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51,
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I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56,
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Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13,
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...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58,
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I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37,
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Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
"came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40,
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Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39,
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Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
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Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41,
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That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.
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