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# wow
these benetton ads get weirder and weirder
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The originals, for those who don't live in London.
www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/corporate/projectsandschemes/communityandeducation/asb/default.aspx
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I like the pink emo one.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you mean somebody designed those characters..
for money ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# They wrote
a ten minute advert for them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Ha!
What behaviour annoys you the most?

-Smelly food
-Playing music too loud
-Not offering seats
-Dropping litter
-Talking loudly on mobiles
-MAKING PROPAGANDA POSTERS FOR THE GOVERNMENT
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it's hardly propaganda
it might be a bit cack-handed but it's merely inviting people to be more considerate of others when using public transport, and that can only be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Suppose.
Maybe I'm thinking of the posters I saw in a maternity ward warning of the terrible dangers to babies of bottle feeding.

It is like propaganda, in that it is the marketing of ideas. Advertising good behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
You're average tube traveller needs constanty reminded of how not to be a cunt. It'd work better if it was done by people with megaphones and a penchant for swearing and shouting.

"LET PEOPLE OF THE FUCKING TRAIN FIRST YOU IGNORANT CUNT"

just as an example.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I fully endorse this method.
Also,

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING AT THE BASE OF THE STAIRS, HAVING A CONVERSATION, YOU TIT?!"

could be applied to many public situations.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I quite often want to shout
IT'S FUCKING RUSH HOUR, LET'S SEE SOME FUCKING RUSHING!

but I'm an impatient cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# or perhaps
'WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR, WITH AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE BEHIND YOU, FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON?'

although i've come to the conclusion that people in london aren't rude, they're just stupid. and when there's that many stupid people in one place it comes across as rudeness.
(quibble, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# If I'm close enough
I just walk into people who stop. I'll make no real effort to get out of the way, or to slow down (thereby annoying the people behind me).
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I always said...
...that my first car would be a beaten ol' bag o' shite, for just that reason.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Trains
remove rails, apply tarmac add 1500 cars containing at least 4 people, for every train containing 4 people
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# It's amazing, isn't it?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# It makes me cry
all the effort people like you and me put into our work and get nowhere and then people get paid silly money for reproducing bod-a-likes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# what a waste of money
edit : *puts umbrella up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# pfff
they don't actually think that's going to make people act any better, do they?
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# The only way would be to inspire people through terror, I think I had an adequate David Niven poster to that effect somewhere.
Although unfortunately he looks like Steve Coogan for some reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# they do have the cold dead eyes
of vector work done an early version of paint shop pro.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yep
that would do it.
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ahah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it's a rip off
bod isn't in that film at all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# RIS-be-gone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)