g'ning all, this one's easy, so i've left it to you all to guess

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

I was gonna do that :'o(
Have this


Compo'd here

Previously
Previouslyer
(Guff McFlange Doctor Who is the fifth Cylon, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

What kind of crazy key board is this
where the 'Y' is next to the 'X' at the bottom?
(Colonel Santiago is a quadra-limbed groove machine, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

It may be a jape by his work colleagues
The one which my work "mates" did to me where they swap all the keys on your keyboard and mess with your head.

What they didn't realise is that I touchtype and very rarely look at my keyboard. So I didn't notice the "hilarious" prank until they pointed it out to me. Twunts!
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

a better 'jape' is the swap the 1 2 3 buttons with the 7 8 9 buttons on a phone.
perhaps you should do that to them.
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

RIS for me, but I am an idiot.
In other news, has anyone any news on the London elecions? I am in Switzerland this week and I cant seem to find anything on the websites. I thought there may have been stuff on the TV this morning?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 2 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

Er. not laminated flooring

(Guff McFlange Doctor Who is the fifth Cylon, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

In true Zimbabwean style
they're still counting and will announce the winner when they've chosen a winner between them finished counting.
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

They're about six inches long and have a sortof purply tip
Oh...elections...
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

in japan, every four years they have a general erection

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

yes but they are about 5 inches long...

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

must find a japanese mistress, to her i'd be enormous!
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

me too sadly...

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

the beeb says it'll be announced this evening
or in the next couple of weeks.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

The results aren't until this evening for the London Mayoral elections

( Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

i'm still counting , 94, 95, 96...
oooh a doggy....ahh fuck it, 1, 2
( mongychops, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

there's lots of election coverage on news.bbc.co.uk
it's mostly just the local elections but there is commentary on the mayor election
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

Results in about 10 secs ago...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article385b3ta.ece

WINS!
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

i. hate. you. (glares)

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Purple?
No chance..
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

CCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

YES I LOOKED AT MY STATUS BAR BEFORE CLICKING
IT'S HORSEY IT'S HORSEY AND I DIDN'T CLICK!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

I made it easier than that!

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

I'm still proud of myself for not clicking.

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Car pet?
or I'm RISing.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

yup

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:11, archived)