Awww, let him down you sods

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Nah, that's shit.
Most woo, sir!
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

I bet one of the bigger ships did this to him.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

hahaha

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

It was those Queen Elizabeth sisters
Wicked girls they are
( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

I bet they took his lunch money too

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

Nah, that's shit.
Well done HT
( Wobbly Bloke is happy as a Shit in a Pig! on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

This
is brilliant.

look at his sad lil facey wacey :(
(BIunt Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply), Tue 6 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

stop being so fucking good.
:D

*smashes hands with mallet*

*realises it my hanmdfsd*

aaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
( Thor_sonofodin has eaten some birthday cake and feels full., Tue 6 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

hahahahaha
good work Mjolnir!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

damn hammer
it's had it in for me ever since i used it to put up some shelves.
( Thor_sonofodin has eaten some birthday cake and feels full., Tue 6 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

Awww!
There's some evil bastards about!

Most woo-able
( Mstandot can't find his sig, so is using this until he does, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

Aaaw poor chappy!
'ningles fella. Is it still illegal to kill Americans in this country? Ive got two of them that appear to have come to England it sit in a TV room.
They arrived yesterday and apart from when the office had been shut have done nothing apart from watch TV nonstop!
( riverghost Jollyjack never, ever replies to my posts!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

Oh my GAWD, you guys have TV in England as well? Awesome.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

They'll be transfixed by the lack of commercials!
They can watch for more than seven minutes without being sold something!
( Mstandot can't find his sig, so is using this until he does, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Sky TV
Nothing but American sitcoms.
( riverghost Jollyjack never, ever replies to my posts!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

OH MY GOD! LARRY! THEY ONLY HAVE 372 CHANNELS!!!
It's like the dark ages
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hahaha, I imagined this as the caption to a Far Side cartoon.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

larson is great
fact
(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

was
he died in 1934 of acute helmet rot.
( Thor_sonofodin has eaten some birthday cake and feels full., Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

I think my brain is about to leak out of my ears!
Not only a straight 12 hours of TV but most of it American.
( riverghost Jollyjack never, ever replies to my posts!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

Just tell them we also have MacDonalds.
That'll get them out of the building.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

Sadly across the road and a Bugger King
They're in heaven, they splached out today and went to Nandos:P
( riverghost Jollyjack never, ever replies to my posts!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

fucking american cunts
get out and see some stuff it is more than 200 years old.

are they fat as well?
( Thor_sonofodin has eaten some birthday cake and feels full., Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

yup
They've been sitting her for about 12 hours and there's the V&A, the National History Museum and the Science Museum with in five minutes walk.
I have also suggestetd and 20 other things that involve either very little or no money!
( riverghost Jollyjack never, ever replies to my posts!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

museums don't cost money do they
i was astonished when in NY and i had to pay to go to the american museum of natural history
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

is that...
an U-float?

as always, woo :D
( kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

Das Bootiful

( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

aboat time we had a pun!

(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

I wasnt sure if that one was good enough
but I thought "Oh frigate" and went with it anyway
( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ha ha
I bet you had to trawler round for that pun
(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

You're right
I was dread(nought)ing your reply
( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

just when I thought I was leadinghy comes back with that cracker!

(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

A boat pun thread?
I wish I'd arrived schooner.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

come in here a nick the pun thread
canoe believe it!
(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

Im in oar of that last one

( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

that's only part of a boat
you cRAFTy bugger
(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

That one's rudderly awful.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

you win
I bough down
(nipple cripple, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

aawww
poor sub
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Red October, shtanding by...

( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

simply red
standing by

shame you don't see them getting cunted in the fuck after that
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Redd Foxx standing by

( Nick and his orchestra came on, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Red Square standing by

( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

I accidentally saw a picture of Mick Hucknall in the newspaper today.
Fucking hell, face like a mis-shapen ball of dough.

/reads The Times blog
( The Hedgehog From Hell is flying from Dundee "Airport" tomorrow, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

Yes!
Why did Red Foxx have to die!
No justice!
( Mstandot can't find his sig, so is using this until he does, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

That's marvless1
(is it in the Thames?)
( edjogs on the ^ (> or <), Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

Haha cool
;)
( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

BAHAHAHAHAH!
i see a FP!
( b3tard http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14030< GO!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

hahahaha!
that's the best flounder i've ever seen
( god save the queen calling down the thunder, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

that's
sub-lime. Woo!
( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hahahaha, lovely

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

Hee hee!
Lovely.
( Doctor When - as seen in "The Chap" magazine, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

He hee
"Sod" is your trademark now.
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Love it
Poor wee thung
(backupblack, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)