see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I do beleive the lady to be an adult

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
( Smash Monkey my little burger child, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
( Smash Monkey my little burger child, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

or buggeree?
if that's a word.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)