your board sig just cost me a coffee
but thanks to quick reactions, not a monitor or keyboard.
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Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Wed 7 May, 14:32,
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!
Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the Bates Hotel,
Off she went with a trumpety-trump,
trump, trump, trump!
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stereoroid in mono where available, Wed 7 May, 22:22,
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fucking YES!
*clicks like Thora Hird's knee joints*
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:15,
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*bends over*
good job i had that curry
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:21,
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see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
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Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Wed 7 May, 14:25,
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i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:26,
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thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?
......i've said too much...
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:29,
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next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
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Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Wed 7 May, 14:36,
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take your shoes off
if you can get your feet onto a cold floor, it'll make you feel much cooler.
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:30,
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ooh
you can slap me more often
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Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Wed 7 May, 14:44,
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*feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
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Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Wed 7 May, 14:39,
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*rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
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Smash Monkey lick, drink, lick, suck., Wed 7 May, 14:40,
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finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
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Mockingbird ducks go "bik" not "quack", Wed 7 May, 14:41,
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Oh damn you
/may have just laughed out loud blog
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Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Wed 7 May, 14:19,
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...
www.b3ta.com/board/8350363www.b3ta.com/board/8350271could just be shit though
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Joe Scaramanga as smart as the day is wide, Wed 7 May, 14:32,
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Not been around to see much of your new stuff
Not that I'm here now you understand
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Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Wed 7 May, 14:29,
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You got more important things to worry about though
like sitting
and wondering if you'll be able to get back if you bend over
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Joe Scaramanga as smart as the day is wide, Wed 7 May, 14:33,
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Hah!
I woo both this and the main post.
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Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 7 May, 14:31,
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watch em reck the mic...watch em reck the mic.. watch em reck the mic
psyche.
DUNCAN DUNCAN...I'M BLIND !
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TheRiddler I say what I like and like what I bloody well say, Wed 7 May, 14:44,
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Alternate version:
To be putrefied by the thought of Mr. McPartlin.
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Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 7 May, 14:39,
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hahaha
yet another one from monkeon's fp factory!
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zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 7 May, 22:49,
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