You got more important things to worry about though
like sitting
and wondering if you'll be able to get back if you bend over
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Already sorted that one
I can't
( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:38, archived)