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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

667th revision

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

remaindered.

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

Films and books you got it spot on M3
:P


NINJA'D
( Mstandot, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

read the brief, you knob head
:P
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

That Davinci thing?

( Mstandot, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

He's winding me up! Is he winding me up? He's winding me up!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

I really didn't see the books part!!!

( Mstandot, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

lol
I like your world.

That and food products..

Spanish cooked udder juice and chicken ovum served as a semi circle filled with hackjed up pig product and udder juice that has been treated so it forms into an orange block

any one?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

nyom nyom
i had that for my tea last night
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

nicely done
I'm have hacked up side of gutted possibly not very well bone removed factory farmed salmon. with green and red forcegrown in a foreign country and flown over polluting the world a little bit more vegetables.. accompanied by a few bottles off fermented rotten apples.

tonight is going to be a treat.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

no its not
+ if the bible was made into a film, which it wont be, who would play Jesus?
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

Leonardo DiCaprio apparently

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

see two posts below
answer.. charlton fucking heston thats who.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Loads of biblical films here
www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

And books.
If you read the challenge criteria, you'll see it specifies films and books.

edit: of course, I mean "read the brief you knob head".
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

I'm sorry but
...who's the dumbass...:P

always check imdb

x
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

books
you wannabe me.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

spot.
fucking.

on.

I loved in when i picked up the bible in a doctors surgery.. the fact that it was written by lot of authors at the same time validated its truthfullness..

personally have witnessed the limey mess that was yesterday.. I can't help but draw comparrisson to a b3ta bandwagon...
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

Actually, there's some pretty good stuff in there.
There's a whole chapter on how to get rid of mildew.

Although there's also a story about a talking donkey...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

There's also looooads of tips on assassination

(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

Don't forget about when it's ok to rape kids as well
oh, and to nick someones stuff.
( pobblepop, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

Uhm... where are those parts
just out of, uh... curiosity.
(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

Always good for a laugh
www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm
( pobblepop, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

where does the kiddy rape occur?

(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

..soddom and gommoragh si a good read
shortened into the song of sodom.

although sodomy is technically defined as sex that doesn't have the expressed intention of creating a child..

also the story of onan is a funny messed up read. Onanism is a favourite past time of mine.

quick sum up.. onan's older brother dies. his wife is left with child.. Onan is told to do his dead brothers wife and the child is to be brought up as if it were his older brothers.. so the elder brothers line of hereditary doesn't die out.. apparently this practice still continues in places of the world... so he does it.. but he doesn't want the child to be his brothers... so he puts his willie in his dead brothers missus for a while.. pulls out and finishes himself off. God.. kills him for it. this is one of the main reasons the church frowns on masturbation.

onan really should be our messiah. screw that jesus bitch.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

try:
genesis. thats where the story of onan is... old testment has mass ammounts of vengefull god action..

there is also this

a load of bible stories.. but with the added benefit of being online, in lego and not actually contained within a bible.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

*takes notes*


*takes coins too*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

Talking donkey?
That's my favourite Gospel!
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

Oh yes....
Lovely stuff, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

:D

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