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[challenge entry] For a few days each month, the World would have to take care of its self

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(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
sexist joke for today:
why do women get periods?

coz they fackin deserve em!
sorry

edit- reminds me of glis and I's pic at rhe weekend, during pissedness..
clicky, and it IS a real woman
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you git
at least we don't have to shave every day.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Depends
which area of the body you're on about...
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# yes but still
we don't have to shave as much seen as we are babes.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# you are...
but some women aren't. Certainly not in the Rugby / Coventry area for example
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
good choice fella, couldn't have got closer!
I was born in nuneaton!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# oooh
so was Mrs. GR££DY.
You're not Mrs. GR££DY are you?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# no
my pic is in my profile. Just so you know that I am not her.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
#
*checks profile*
...
*checks picture in wallet*
...
phew
*unhides pr0n*
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:57, archived)
# My
you're purty!
(Shower of Kunst, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:58, archived)
# watch out
Munkt0n'll get ya.


norkorama
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# why
thank you!

I've got 6 legs too.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:04, archived)
# really?
No, Elvis... that's not your girlfriend, that's a chimp. Give it back to the zoo - it's cruel to dress it up and shave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# that's what
they said about mariah carey and she went mad. i'm with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# lady in our office was tring to ridicule me in public for not shaving
last week.

I told her that I dont take the piss out of her tesh, so she should respect mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:51, archived)
# aaaaaa....
hahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahetc.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# mariah carey?
she is mad, running around screaming "norkorama"
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yes that's right
norkorama
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:53, archived)
# um
norkorama
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# oh, look
at mr la-di-da messing up my spazzing. i believe my sides have split. YES, MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# huh?
what's wrong with saying norkorama?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Norkorama
is a fantastic word.
it brings up visions of breast influenced sixties tv programs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Ready Kids?
3...2...1... Nork-a-rama!
/mikereidrunahraaandvoice
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:05, archived)
#
If it's Norks you want we got 'em.
And everyone's above the legal age.
Big ones , small ones, none will go to waste.
Brown ones, white ones, Norks for every taste.
So if you want to see your Norks in action,
in comedy, in horror or in drama.
Turn on, tune in, we'll get your gonads in a spin,
It's Nork...Nork...Nork-a-rama!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)
# hehe!
loon loon loon.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:15, archived)
# haha
norkorama.

You trying to mess stouffer's EAZI-spaz plan?

norkorama.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:55, archived)
# what?
norkorama?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Malkovich
Malkovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:04, archived)
# We don't *have* to shave
I shave every few days. Even then I don't bother doing it evenly on both sides of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# :(
I hate periods.
its not fair!
*stomps around*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:45, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# stand clear!
she's gonna blow cappun!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# they're very handy for finishing sentences.*



*that's a bad american punctuation joke that is.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:50, archived)
# i don't have them :)
i get a needle stuck in my arse every three months instead. which is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I presume
that's not an insulting comment about your boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:56, archived)
# duck.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:57, archived)
# haahahahahaha
hahahahaha


ahem

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:59, archived)
# no,
it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:00, archived)
# My
apologies. It must just be my filthy mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# tried
something like that before and it messed it all up.
I just have to be careful and put up with them, changing my horemones just made me fat and angry.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:57, archived)
# you wouldn't like her
when she's angry...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# you sir
have never seen me angry.
:)
and you all probably never will.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# true, but i've seen you normal
and that's scary enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:09, archived)
# thank
you very much!
not that scary am I!??!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:14, archived)
# heh
of course not!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Nope
not even first thing in the morning... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# yikes
luckily it seems to be ok for me.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Fat and angry
Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I hope
you can run


very fast


no, faster than that!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I
CAN'T HELP IT. SOMEONE STOP ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# is this
your coat?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I
think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I'd check
the sleeves/pockets for booby traps before you put it on if I were you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# you want to start running
now.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:06, archived)
# yeah sadly it doesn't work for everyone.
I knew someone who tried it, got blackouts and crippling headaches for a month, and when she went for the next injection they said "blimey, your blood-pressure's everywhere, don't ever try this injection again or it might kill you!"

Works for me though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# lucky bugger!
ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hehehe
i mean: now stop that at once
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:44, archived)
# that was my reaction too.
It is nicely 'shopped I must say. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 10:48, archived)
# what I want
to know is why is Wonder Woman in the TARDIS.

Is this some bizarre crossover thing?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:15, archived)
# U read my mind
Is that original or was she pshopped into the tardis?
(I helped save b3ta! Don~Keyotey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)