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michael keaton
was born with no face so drew one on using one of them pens that's like 4 different coloured biros in one. FACT.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:32,
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michael douglas
keeps a pit full of pianos in his garage. FACT
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munkt0n,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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michael
parkinson has 2 arses. FACT.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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tito, the 10th jackson,
runs a second hand book shop in Largs
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munkt0n,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37,
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the ginger
one from girls aloud will die at the age of 27.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:38,
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In five years
Mercury will be drinkable.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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the sun
is not as far away as you think it is.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:40,
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If all the people
in Japan stood up and jumped all at the same time the resulting tidal wave would sink the Isle of Man.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:43,
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the most
common girls name in france is 'fat dave'
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:44,
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Chickens
are, in fact, herbs.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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sheep
all drive Ford Fiestas
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butchbint,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48,
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if all a man's
veins and arteries were laid end to end then that man would die.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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Depending on their size and breed,
some horses can yodel.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:50,
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the difference
between soldiers and sailors is that all sailors are gay.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51,
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Only 3 out of
4 acrobats have ever been to Paris in the autumn.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53,
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saying goodbye
is always the hardest thing.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:54,
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Sorry
seems to be the hardest word.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:04,
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you are
frowned upon in many catholic countries.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:05,
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If only the good die young,
how do you explain Gandhi?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:07,
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it's a fine
line between love and hate. and with that i'm afraid i must leave you. bovine, as always, it's been a pleasure.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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Also
soldiers taste better dipped in boiled eggs.
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Ijon Tichy,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53,
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Every 2 minutes a woman has a baby.
we must find this woman and stop her
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Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53,
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if she does
you'll feel awful.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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pfffffft, like
anyone'll remember who she is by the time she's 27.
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stouffer,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02,
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I don't know
who she is now.
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Ijon Tichy,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:16,
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something to look forward
to, then.
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Pootle,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02,
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no
michael parkinson is an arse, as is michael douglas and michael aspel and michael keaton.
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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37,
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Isn't it strange that
Michael J. Fox and Michael Parkinson share the same first name?
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Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51,
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But
Michael J Fox has Parkinson's...
Sorry, so very very sorry
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Ijon Tichy,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51,
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Miiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddddd Piiiiiissssssss etc.
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Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53,
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Wow,
That was you?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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