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[challenge entry]


click for bigger, if you enjoy sheer, unbridled terror (140KB).

predated last week by the SNARN cake.

edit: naughty me, i really should be thanking spacefish for the original fear. of all the b3ta memes and creations, i connect with it. back when i just lurked here, it amused and terrified me.

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ARG!
Yet looks quite tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# thanks!
i've eaten some of it, turned out well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# THIS IS A FEAR CAKE!
IT IS MADE BY BEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# it was an epic oven battle, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# AAARGH!
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(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# oh dear...
you need new nappies?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# only as a prop for his milestone
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# argh!
it lurks in my fridge, sacring the condiments and cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# doom fridge
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Her reaction is PERFECT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Aaargh!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# thanks, mister.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Eye'd start with the eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# No, the mouthes.
And then the hands and legs, and then the body, then one eye at a time, and then keep nibbling until only one eye on each is left. Then eat them quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You'll beat me to all the big bits that way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i started with the leftover bits.
i did make extra eyes (small chocolate form, made extra in case they went screwy), and they've been consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ARGH!
*insert what Mictoboy said*
That's spectacular!
Well done you.
I can see how you did the icing bits but what is that on the arms and filling the boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# heh. hello there.
on the arms/wings: pinkish icing with brown accents to mimic the dimpled skin.

the boots i left as plain un-iced cake with just a bit of icing piped around the edges to define them.

the cake: double recipe, baked in an assortment of pans of various sizes (four circles, one cut up to make the boots, four tiny cakes made in chocolate cups to make the eyes, then the neck pieces and wings). dark chocolate, vanilla icing, some chocolate icing for the dark head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, this cake will have to be collected by the government.
For testing and nomming.

If you'd just leave it in a designated drop off point... I can make sure it works its way to parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# you will have to pry this cake from my cold, dead, fat hands.
i was going to donate some to my neighbour (i gave her some SNARN cake), but she looked at it and said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

i don't think she wants any.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# She is more to be pitied than scorned ;)
*moves next door to PB*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# aha! my plan is working.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# WINNER!
*click*
hey PB!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# y hallo thar!
how's things, zank?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you know how its is...
the spirit is willing but the flesh is bronchial!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# You must be indeed fearsome
to bake such a terrible, hideousness, wickedness

I cower at your dread
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# He must have tastebuds of marble
and bowels of steel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# pretty accurate so far.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i am pure goodness and nice.
fear trembles before me. honest!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
fear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# just a little.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# truly a work of art, sir
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# thanks, kind insect.
i will put a piece in the garden to let your cousins swarm on it and feed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaanicely baked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# thank you.
i was surprised it all fit in the oven at once - i had to rotate out the smaller pans as they cooked faster than the 3 big ones.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ARGH!
TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!! TEH FEAR!!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# they're really quite polite and friendly once you get to know them.
unlike those durty ______. all the bad press they get is deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
FEARS


Wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# danke!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
nice one !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# thank you. it's no UFO with alien inside.
i've been enjoying your builds and showing them off to friends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# YAAAAAAY!
This is a critical juncture in humanity. You've bridged an important gap. I'm not sure which gap that is. ARGH, the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You could have warned me...
(Astatine, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# aaarrrghhggh
the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake! the cake!
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)