I've got a sheepybank.
He's very nice, but appears to be doing a Nazi salute.
I'm going to make him a little armband and a hat. DAS SHEEPYBANK ZAYS DU KANST HABEN KEIN GELD.
I dread to think how bad all that German was.
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:35,
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I'm going to make him a little armband and a hat. DAS SHEEPYBANK ZAYS DU KANST HABEN KEIN GELD.
I dread to think how bad all that German was.
it was all very naughty
go to my room and bend over the desk, I will be in shortly
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:37,
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If a man says 'go to my room' he's too young for the likes of Captain.
I'll scar you for life.
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38,
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I'm Sue Perkins
not some mere "man"
... additionally, I refuse to be bound by matrimony...
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:38,
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... additionally, I refuse to be bound by matrimony...
*smoothes down hair and squeezes tits together*
WHY didn't you SAY so?!
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:39,
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it's a secret
I'm researching a new tellybox show about... sexual deviance at the fringes of society
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:42,
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Oh I can tell you all about that, lovely Sue.
Step into my office.
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:43,
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*giggles girlishly*
*lookd you deep in the eyes and accidently walks into the door frame*
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:45,
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not unless they haven't told me yet
i'm cold calling all the businesses in woking trying to find a job at the moment. the only people with jobs available at the moment are a funeral home i called by accident and subway.
i'm taking CVs to them both later
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:44,
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i'm taking CVs to them both later
FUNERAL PLACE
work there. What's the opening? My mate's an undertaker and when he takes over his dad's business I shall be quitting work to get my mortician....thingy.
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:46,
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:D
Yes, that and some knowledge of how to.... morticise.
Or I might do the makeup, that'd be lovely. Yay for the dead. Nice quiet lot. Wonderful.
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Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:51,
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Or I might do the makeup, that'd be lovely. Yay for the dead. Nice quiet lot. Wonderful.
its worth a go. not sure how i'd be with dead people but we'll see.
if they interview me i can tell them i've got a boxed set of 6 feet under
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