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( Conman the Barbarian Have you ever felt such a wind?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

haha bellyback!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

'tis a bootylicious butt

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

What's that thing above it then?
or is that the other, deformed cheek?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

Tis good.
Wales-The beer-belly of Britain.
Which is actually a compliment.
( Mstandot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

i started something similar once
but it started veering off in an odd direction and going shit

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

Bloody hell, that's some quality seamage!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

haha
Kangeroony
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

that's a good idea
the original intent was to be a play on the german 'inselaffen' ('island monkeys' - what they call english football fans)
he was going to be a monkey throwing his own shit, but i gave up on it
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

haha sounds too complicated

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

and
Liverpool-the tit of England
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

nipple's a bit too far inland
i'd say about ormskirk
oh no, hang on. cumbria comment below's right. lancashire's been absorbed into the upper belly
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Formby..
shurely.... All those greedy, red rodents with pointy ears....
( The Twisted Omentum The only thing better than hairspray, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)

haha
what's she going to give birth to?

(looks a bit like marge simpson like that, you know)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

*annoyed grunt*

( Mstandot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)

MARGE

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

But(ter)!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

:D

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

Pfft.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

In related news : Science

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

i tried using sceince earlier
to separate two stuck glasses (put it in warm water up to the top of the first glass, filled the second one with cold water)
but it didn't work
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

I did science accidentally the other day
I took a glass straight out of the dishwasher after it had been running and poured myself a glass of milk.
The sound of the glass cracking sounded like a milk-top faling on our laminate floor, so I looked down to find no milk-top which I considered strange, even stranger I had the milk-top in my hand.
Then I realised the glass was cracked.
Length? I realised the glass had cracked and got a new one. I cooled it off with drops of water first.
/QOTW story.
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

Whack a good elbow at the point of stuck-ness.
They'll either slide apart or shatter all over your elbow.
:D
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

Titcumbria!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

Nicely done!
*whores*
b3ta.com/board/8522854
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

Extra points for moobs

( J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)