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[challenge entry] yup, there will be you know.


title for ris *which i just saw today how it started.. ooooooh fancy*

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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# *Remembers*
My mum once said to me that she thinks that autistic kids could be the next stage in human evolution. I was too teenage and disinterested to care at the time. Now I Wish she wasnt dead so I could ask her what the fuck she was on about.

EDIT: Yeah i just googled this, I even discovered a new word! INVAGINATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# who knows, man
what will be, will be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# 'kay sarah sarah
watch whoever shelve bees shelve bees
then computer hot arse for seeds
'kay sarah sarah
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# we're all going to evolve into processed meat
sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# all males are borderline autistic
downs syndrome, which this kid apparently according to goole image search has, could be argued to be the next stage as it is an extra chromosone that causes it.. so a the next stage on from us as it were...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# This is downright bloody interesting.
*Imagines kids as special schools laughing at us from the other side of the fence. "HAHAH you unevolved thicko's"*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# unfortunately for them
i think it renders them infertile.. but i could be wrong on that one... to google.

EDIT: almost right.. considerably reduced chance.. there's only been 3 recorded instances of a male fathering a child. wiki doesn't say how many times a female has fathered a child though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Females Fathering Children
My god, they can spontaniously change sex like JurrasicPark Frogs!

*Strokes Chin*
hmmm.

In all seriousness tho, cheers, 'tis interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Oi!
what about equal rights! 'scuse me I'm on my manperiod.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# go to youtube
type in the words trainables sex ed.

watch and laugh your ass off.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# This looks wrong
wrong wrong wrong.

PRICK! COCK! PETER! ROD!
LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# it's hysterical
this is how i imagine all of the 70's to be.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# imagine?
when were you born?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# the year everything started to go wrong for me.
1985
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)