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[challenge entry] With a slightly lower CGI budget

From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# its much better than the CGI in blade 2
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# i thought the bgi was ok in that.
i remember thinking "this CGI is much better than the first one



oh... and the plot makes sense"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Listen to the directors comments
He slags it off something. Much better than the film. Listing to a guy take the piss out of his crap film.
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# yay
PGI

woosome in at least 8 different ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ALL FILMS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Awesomeness.
Also, slight TJ: anyone want to offer me a job?

The bailiffs have turned up and are looking all threatening like at our computers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# WHAT CAN YOU DO?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# They look like they could break my legs...
I'd wager 'nothing' is the answer to your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I meant, "what can you do as a job skill", not "what can you do in the face of overwhelming violence"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# the answer to both is
'swing a pipe with a 98% chance of success'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He is James Sunderland
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Oh...
Well... anything even remotely music based.

And I can work a PC...

And GIMP...

umm... and MS Office...

That's about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yep, but I can only offer a starting of 14K.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Tempting
but my extravagant lifestyle would suffer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Exactly.
Sorry dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# If it were just me I'd be fine...
I'm not so sure Lady Doom and soon-to-be mini Doom would manage though...

They have a taste for Caviar and Krug...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# thats about 3 times more than i earn now
what would i have to do? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Talk to wankers and do as I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# do i have to wear a tie?
or a uniform?
As long as I can wear jeans and flip flops I think i can manage that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Smart casual.
More smart than casual, but they're fairly easy going. My employees get to dress much more comfortably than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# do i get paid for lunch? and can i bring sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# You get paid a salary, it's not hourly.
And yes. I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# CapWow has a very powerful imagination
depending on your particular proclivities you may or may not regret asking that question...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# yikes!
www.jobs.ac.uk the pay is poor, but the work is hard... and the pension's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# oh yeah - no one wants to work for a University
FINE!

FUCK YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *fucks
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!
I'm being held hostage by glassy eyed thugs! I can't respond to EVERYTHING!

As it happens, I'd love to... Anything in a music department?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# 42 things
although that's across the whole of the UK

www.jobs.ac.uk/cgi-bin/search.cgi?keywords=music&bool=AND&referer=home
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# And only one in London...
Still, looks fun, I might apply anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i could do with a new one,
wanna form some kind of sexy rock and roll creative agency?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# AHEM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# do you want in also?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Of course I do.
You think I want to manage call centres forever?

The answer is no, if you're unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# what can we do to make loads of money
but mostly dick around on b3ta all day?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# You could give lapdances dressed as Jeannie.
I will insult people for money.

Doom can draw bunnies on people's stomach linings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *gets tattoo needle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# OK!
You be sexy, I'll be rock'n'roll....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# i wanted to be rock and roll
this isn't going to work.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Maybe Cap'n Wow can be sexy, and we can be one each of rock, and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was going to say this, but I thought it'd sound really vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# bagsy rock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *rolls*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm going to call you barmcake as a term of endearment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You're showing your Northern origins m'dear...
*oggles Northern origins*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# don't do that
*thwack*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
another great rock superband splits up before it even starts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D
it was all downhill after our 3rd non-existant album
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Bejam ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)