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# woah, you don't want to give them species confusion round that region
for a variety of reasons :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# we didn't go in the end because I thretened to take out my cock and
show them I was already hung... with hilarious consequences...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# it's being in a ape costume AND a sailor suit that really gets you in trouble
I love calling Geordies "monkey swingers". They instantly respond "no, thats them lot from Hartlepool". It amooses me greatly.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I once had a lass from Essex explain to me with great conviction
that the people of Hull had killed a monkey for being a Frenchman...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm sure you put up with this story in the hope of getting some "classy bird action"™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I tried
but my brain pulled rank over my cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha
score one for brain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)