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[challenge entry] What's that Sooty.....
you fancy a shag?


From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hehehehehhehe ( like a girl)
he's being fisted NSFW!!
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# His career must have gone downhill to appear in "Sex with the City"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah I'd prefer the ginger but if all that's going is the horse I'll take it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ergh
you're a sicko you are.
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm not sick I simply have lower standards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# good answer
tee hee
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# She's ours
here's her hubbina

i29.tinypic.com/ejv7lf.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Their offspring must die
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Their offspring mustn't
as they'll need to be studied by SCIENCYISTS.

Due to the fact that them's both vaginatypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# at least they will be ginger the are dying you know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# fucking hell
he fell out of the ugly tree didn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's a girl, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# what both of them?
shitting HELL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Yes, both of them.
She's a lesbian. *Spader* Lesbian, LESBIAN, LESBIAN....lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# why didn't she just go for a bloke with a short one and moobs
you would tell the fucking difference!

Ah well, I suppose she's probably a nice person and they're happy.

*trudges off into miserable distance*
laters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Maybe she likes tits and fanny?
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ...i was joking about the second ginger's appearance
hence the "Ah well, I suppose she's probably a nice person and they're happy."
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Dear Christ is it really?
I've never understood that about gays - why lezzers want to look like men and bummers want to act like girls. Shirley if you're into the same sex ... you're into the same sex, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Not all lesbians do.
For instance, I like both (and you can tell I mean it because I'm not pissed or 15) genders, and the girls I go for are more girly. And I'm sort of ish girly myself.

And my closest gay friend is a big beardy bear, and extremely masculine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah I don't mean all.
But quite a lot. My ex left me for a woman, and my ex was really pretty. As soon as she became a lezzer off came all the hair, on went the shirt, tie, jeans.

And several of my gay friends are camper than ... they're incredibly "chase me!" camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh I do shirt and tie sometimes
but only in a Dietrich way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# oo
very smart
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You love my balding pate, admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah, I thought if a gay guy wanted a woman, he'd go for a woman, not some tesco-value tranny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh dear lorD!
Caught a season 1 ep the other night.

She must have been right pissed off to be made up to the one lesbians fancy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# seeing as her labia haven't been spread by anything other
than feminine fingers in a while, I doubt she minds *that* much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# That's a WOMAN???!!!!??
I feel like a right div now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# sootie gets all the the wimmins.... That Sue was teh hawtness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaa!
Far more entertaining

secretly watches...

kittens/skateboards

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# saves money on batteries
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# My friend from America sent me a Mr T one.
Quit your jibba jabba!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# STINKBAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)