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[challenge entry] cheap, you say?

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# HAMTIME, ALREADY?
STOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ham time is any time
and any time is ham time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# IT MAKES ME SAY, OH MY LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# does it?
it usually takes a large cock to make me say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You can have this instead
www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
(strangely SFW, sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# aaaawww!
they're cute, in a hideous kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Tobey Maguire's a ham actor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yes.
yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# The Hamsom Life Of Swing?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
i was very smug all day yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :p
www.b3ta.com/board/8574837
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pff
if i had one of those around, i wouldn't be on here now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# fair
17lbs 2 oz is bloody loads, though if you take a dump it'll probs be 17lbs 4oz AT LEAST?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i wouldn't know
i haven't had to drop a load for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# sounds like little fun
www.dulcoease.co.uk ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i've been on that stupid liver diet for 10 days
but i got weighed yesterday. in those 10 days, i've lost 17lbs 2 oz.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Well done Smash!
But whats the point in making the effort, all youre problems will be solved on Wednesday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it's keyhole surgery
but the liver gets in the way so, in order to operate easily, the liver must be shrunk. this diet should make my liver about 1/3 its normal size, but only temporarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I see!
Does that mean getting drunk easier then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# my mind was making similar connections
could a liver diet mean getting sloshed constantly for a week? or would that inflame the liver?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# when i can drink again, yes
i should be hammered after a couple of glasses of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's Star Wars! That is Mark HAMil!!!
:)

hozitgoin smashed?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# marvellously.
i has lost weight, so i is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I has gained wieght
and I am unhappy. But goodie for you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can only conclude that you have been eating parts of smash monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# by mail order!
and I wish I've been eating parts of smash monkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# 0_0
which parts, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# which parts would you like eaten?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# well
i can think of a couple i wouldn't mind getting nibbled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# earlobes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
not what i had in mind, but nice nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# well you know you work your way down
...what's the next thing down....
*nibbles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# what's next I wonder?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# let's see, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *sees*
*drools*
*burries face it*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *goes wobbly-legged*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *gropes arse under the guise of providing support*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *falls over*
*crushes kebab's hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# well that's a horrible end to fun times
*nurses hand*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You're doing it wrong,
you're meant to get her to dress up and nurse it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# AH *gets nurses' outfit and cute hat*
ohhhhhh Smaaaaaaaash....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# just let me grab my thermometer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I've scored well here haven't I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you might have
if i didn't have to go now!
'bye all, busytiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# try my diet
you'll lose weight bloody quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# cabbage soup?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nope.
this is what i've had to eat and drink in the last 10 days:

water
black tea/coffee(no sugar)
bovril
sugar-free jelly(you get tired of this VERY quickly)
swiss vegetable bouillon
diet coke, no more than 1 a day

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# That sounds very unhealthy.
It might be better to let kebab eat you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i feel like shit
but i'm under hospital's orders. i'm getting plenty of sleep, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# it's quite odd
how changing the diet can control the body in such a precise way, kinda obvious I spose
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yeah
i seem to have more energy, but only for a very short timer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :( oh dear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# strangely, i don't feel very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't either if those were my food options
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# if i never see another jelly
it will be too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# there were accounts of people boiling the glue (animal based) out of their funtiture
in russia during the last major eurpoean barney.

I dunno if that makes you feel better or worse...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# neither, really
just a bit angry that people should suffer like that through their leaders' egomania and lust for power.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ah yeh but that goes without saying when it comes to war
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# even sambuca jellies?
they are all of win
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# vodka jellies are good
but they stink the fridge out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# vodka jellies are BAD
you just go om nyom nyom nyom! mmm that's good om nyom nyom and you've had a bottle of the stuff!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# that's the whole idea
i made them for my cousin's birthday party games, i had a 17-year-old lad eating vodka jelly out of my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'd do that sober
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he was sober
until about halfway down my cleavage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# why don't I get invites to parties like that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i'm planning some party games
for next year's london bash. i should have lost a shitload of weight by then, plus i'll be saving money by not buying much food, so party games galore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hurray.
I might even be able to make it next year.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i was pissed off at missing it this year
so i want next year's to be a blast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# My name's still down for the Derby bash in a few months
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# bugger
I'll probably still be 10000miles from the fun :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# You could catch a train?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ...I suspect it would be so late I would turn up months afterwards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# odd have you got used to it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i don't even think it's that
i didn't feel hungry at the start. it's bizarre, i thought i'd be trying to barbecue the cat by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Would you call yourself a train and locomotive enthusiast: y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# damnit toastedcheesel and I was doing so well with her!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Sozzzzzzz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ummmmm
no....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# You've made a young man very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# why?
and how?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i was dopey enough to let slip a tiny ammount of my locomotive/railway knowledge
www.b3ta.com/board/8574680
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *inhales deeply*
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *sniff*
*quiet sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# as long as you live by my motto
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# which is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# embrace the inner geek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)