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(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# She's got Anne Diamond neck now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Phwoar.
Definitely would. Definitely during the cot death campaign years.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again
there is something very wrong with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah but in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Spot the difference:
datacore.sciflicks.com/total_recall/images/total_recall_large_03.jpg

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41299000/jpg/_41299848_diamond_203.jpg


incase anyone saw this on Badgas.com years ago, I was the one who submitted it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hhahahahahhahahshahasfjlsen;sljern gk\lnpr
that's fucking uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# TWO WEEKS!
well, someone had to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Those two images need to be merged
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I always thought casper was gay.
Threadjack

I know how every member of b3ta loves football. So with this absolutely undeniable fact in mind, please let everyone know about the b3ta fantasy football league.

Here
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I want that brown fellow
and then four from the top and three consonants.

Is that enough? How many do I need? And I don't want any spanish stripy guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# fuckin' spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# They cry.
They fall over and cry.

EDIT: oh oh oh I want the me that plays for rangers. What's his name? Something Faye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# haha
he doesn't play for rangers anymore and he's fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Arse.
Well then I'm not playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# let's leave the boys to their games and go look at shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# \o/ SHOES
I can't decide between these

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4491

and these

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4493
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# grey ones. fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# That's what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# go for those








the ones with the belts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# this is the girliest thing I'll ever say
I'm worried they'd clash with my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# both.
buy them NOW.

if the second weren't that lovely silvery-grey, i'd say buy the first ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
They do them in taupe as well, but I prefer the grey

www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/4494

So that's one vote for grey, one vote for belts, and one vote for both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I vote belts
I love the silver design but it's ruined for me by brown soles, and I like boots I can wear the fuck out of instead of worrying about how dirty they look so pale grey is out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# They do the belts in grey as well
but not on that site. They're on the dr martens site, but I can't access it at work as I've not got flash 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# definitely
the oxblood ones.

I still have my 18 hole, Steel capped high tops in black and they are falling to bits but I can't let them die!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# But they're all belts
so the water'd get in.

And I think they'd clash with my hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Then- neither :)
There are many fine boots out sir, don't get ones you wont love into their old age and consider resurrecting from their grave at least once
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I'm terrible for buying shoes on a whim.
I've got a lovely pair of vans slip ons that cut my heels to shreds, but I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I got some thigh high ones at the Passion show a couple of months ago
but they simply are not going to work, I want to sell them so I can reinvest the money in some I will wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# my fantasy team shall consist of:
spike
data
brian blessed
chuck norris
jackie chan
sean astin
jeremy clarkson
ed byrne
kai(from lexx)
hugh fearnley-whittingstall
ronnie corbett

i realise we wouldn't win many games, but those i wouldn't shag, i'd enjoy laughing at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oooooh nicely
Right mine'd be:

Zakk Wylde
James Spader
John Cusack
Dara O'Brien
Jonathan Frakes (only with the beard)
Brandon Lee
Vamp out of MGS
Phil Jupitus
Mark Lamarr

and now I need to go for a lie down before my vagina explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that can happen? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It can if I don't get seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *gets a bowl and spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Some help you are.
And take that bib off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you can't have phil and mark without bill bailey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Why am I not in there?
I was the most psychotic right back in our Sunday league.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# well
you can replace hugh f-w if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# aww. I like him
he could feed us snails and head lice on a bed of tramps bedding at half-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i like him
but his hair would get in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I dunno
Blessed could play blow football with the ball, Data and Kai wouldn't run out of stamina, Ronnie Corbett would have the opposition in stitches with a witty anecdote told from his armchair, and Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick the ball into last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# and next week
AT THE SAME TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Corbett used to play for Hearts
shit at headers though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Only the youth team
He was shortlisted for the main team, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# don't remind me
about kai not running out of stamina!
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That's not protoblood...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Spike?
*licks lips*

Hated the look of him out of character though. Weird one that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i know what you mean
i'd still do him rotten, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I would go for:
Batman
Robocop
That bloke with the elbows from Ong Bak
Terminator 2
The Iron Giant
Gary Oldman
and all the rest would be cloned grizzly bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# the bloke with the elbows?
As I can't remember the film that well, was someone doing muay thai?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Sounds about right.
Tony Jaa, according to google. He's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# she means portuguese
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Does she?
Well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# yes
I think you are referring to Sporting Lisbon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That's the ones.
Oh, that is Portugal isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# i mean the spanish.
never met one i liked. they're all so bloody loud. they combine the worst of all mediterranean characteristics. damn good chefs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that's some fine Great British xenophobia you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i like everyone else. its just the spanish i'm not keen on.
i love barcelona though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ah, the terrorist spanish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# my dislike mostly comes from the fact we had loads of them in our halls last year and they were awful.
especially the ones i'm pretty sure stole my frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# bagsey Justin Fashanu
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# can you Gaz me the pin please
and I shall give it some serious thought this afternoon. ( not the players, the team name. Team names are important ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Pin is: 886027
But don't tell anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *uses*
*steals the club kitty*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I have it secreted about my person
and only a filthy felcher will prise it from me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# All your base, duly registered.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# God, I posted this ages ago
on my old login:
It's shit :D
www.b3ta.com/board/7020811
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# The competition at the time
was combining movie titles.
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)