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[challenge entry] Blackula

From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Whoah, steady on now!
Don't spoil us with them all at once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Yea! I get to post my new n00by-Tuesday song!
n00by Tuesday

* Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# My status bar sees what you did there
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# My status bar says that you are slightly underdone today
and should be eaten before the 20th July?

NING K3B/-\B
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# bits of me should have been munched upon ages ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I clicked it anyway
because I like it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# put the mouse down!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *checks calendar*
Yup, it's Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ...and it's school holidays
I hope someone has swept out the bunker recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yes
ANd that's as bad as a Tuesday the 13th!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# 'tis
Only popped in for a few minutes as well...

Control the board, goddamit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *strokes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Awww poor Dixon!
*manhugs and gropes*

How do today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# gut, sehr gut
off to meeting things :(

tra
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Oh well,
have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# control the board?
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Now this one makes no sense whatsoever to me,
how you got from Blackula to Drew Carey is beyond me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Drew Carey is one of the most famous black men ever. Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Oh fuck! Of course!
I always forget that he is black because of the pale skin he has....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you fucking racist
just because he's white doesn't mean he's not black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I am sorry,
I keep forgetting Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince is White because of his tan, so it works both ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Exactly.
For instance, I am a 6 foot tall big Kashmiri guy called Yasar, but it doesn't stop me being a small white woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *gays in the vagina*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# tickle my labial scrotbag.
I really, really hope that's my stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# As this fine example puts so well:
senduit.com/5964bd (4MB .mp3)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You just know that someone, somewhere has said...
"Y'know, if they ever do a live action version of Family Guy... Y'know who'd make a great Peter Griffin..."?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :O
you're not wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well spotted! Sadly I dont think you could use Mila Kunis as Meg in real life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# But who would you cast as Lois?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# AHEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# YES!!!!
You are so Lois!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That's what I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Molly RIngwald.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Whoah, she is fucking hot!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Not Drew Carey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# WOW!
This is amazing. You are a talented photo editor! Its hard to believe it wasnt originally drew! You must use the finest of photo editing programs. It is flawless.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# You are a regular fucking about
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# um yeah who are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Shopped images only please
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Shopped!
It is shopped. Heaps well. Geez.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# AUSSIE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)