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[challenge entry] OHNOES :(((((

Build-bot you dick.

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(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *click*
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# did you get all A*s like the billion other children on tv?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# what the hell IS an A* anyway
could they not have just hiked up the A grade pass rate to 90% or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^ this
A billion times, this!!!

Also coming soon to an A-level near you. Arrrgghghgh.
(mrpotes, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# A-levels are more 'corrupt' than GCSE's
A-Levels are just a passing ground to promote University, and nothing more. It's a centre to oil up the gears for future debt.

Kids of GCSE age are taught VERY little about options outside of A-Levels which can still give them qualifications which may help them better than A-Levels.

of course, next up are the TOTALLY pointless Diplomas that are coming up this september, which (having had to prepare documents, schemes of work and syllabuses for one) take about 50% of the usual course content away from the old traditional qualification, to give a more 'open' view to learning. Basically, it's cutting back 50% of 'relevant' info that these kids need to pursue a diploma in a given career path.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I'm glad that most art-based things involve a lot of personal teaching,
rather then relying on other people to teach you how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It's like an A for anyone who took an exam up to 1993
and then an A is a B and B is a C etc etc

Except they don't have ungraded anymore so I don't think they can possibly fail.

I'm glad I don't have to hire people based on qualifications, its all such bullshit now, people with glowing results from pre 93 now look like fucking cretins on paper.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's all piffle
keep it simple, it'll be better for the dreaded 'league tables'
and will help employers know who the fuck they are employing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# yer
I only got one A at GCSE (er, in 1988) and I'm cleverer than everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I got no A*s or As, but I got 6 Bs.
I also got 4 Cs and a D which was part of another grade so I still passed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahah
you're a fucking cretin!

(or so the people on tv would have me believe)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well I passed everything, that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i got an A+ for English Language and Lit.
that was back when exams were hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I did much better than I expected.
Especially Maths, which I'm awful at.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i've done maths 3 times
got one E and 2 D's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# My friend failed Maths,
and most other subjects, too.
How the fuck can he get an F in drama? He's not a retard!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i wanted to do drama
but i had to drop out of school and be home tutored, so i lost a lot of subjects. the tutor did her best, but she couldn't teach me everything and she was as bad at maths as i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# That's a shame :[
Drama's great fun. Bloody easy, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# And to make mine look even worse, petehix wants me to put his up here:
Maths: A*
Chemistry: A
Biology: A
Physics: A
English Language: B
English Literature: A
Bondage and Sexual Arts: B
German: B
Spanish: C
Art: C
Systems and control (it's much more shit than it sounds, and it sounds pretty shit): C

He can't post until his b3taday, he's got a milestone pending.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Jesus, you did Jesus stuff
did it teach you anything useful like how to diffuse a religious argument?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It's compulsory. D:
And yes, but I chose to fuel them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# If religious education has taught me anything...
It's carpentry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# That's why I took Cooking as opposed to Woodwork.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# good man!
/also a GCSE 'Food Tech.' holder :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# My final piece was a cake I made Kk for her birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Unendorsed?
Which website do you have to post on to get it endorsed?
(mrpotes, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Obviously not b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# For full effect you need the sweet ass backstory.
www.b3ta.com/board/8672320
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I saw that already, and clicked it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh right.
BUT YOU DIDNT REM+PLY TO LET ME KNOW THIS VITAL INFORMATIONS.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'M REM+PLY/ING HERE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
Excellent at always
Beam me up you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# HeHeHe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)