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# DEATH POOL: Thank you for the days
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I had my meeting today. The administrator lady explained to me that she received 'a lot' of complaints about my drawings. She wouldn't say how many 'a lot' was but she said it was more than one or two, and wouldn't answer when I asked if that meant 'three'. Apparently my artwork was making people UNSAFE. The conversation escalated from 'I suggest you stop putting these drawings on your door' to 'I strongly suggest' to 'You have to stop or you're getting kicked out.' So I suppose..this is it..
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# CARRY ON
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I'd put a big unsmily face on there.
Possibly also mix red food colouring and corn syrup and pour some so it comes out of the door on the corridor side.

Then go on holiday for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I'd put the Watchmen logo up there.
A big yellow smiley-face with just a small spatter of blood on it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# dismember the three people concerned
and stick the photos of them on your door.

No more complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Keep doing them
but put a warning under them:

i.e. chopped in half guy..
BE CAREFUL AT LEVEL CROSSINGS

Thus, making people safe, and carrying on these drawings.. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Fight the power man
Up the ante (sp?) we should have a mini comp to suggest your next one on here, then you can merge the best/most horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Or infact go the opposite
go so fluffy it really unsettles them.. put soem fluffy trim around it, lots of glitter etc. a rabbit giving CPR to a Ferret or somthing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# do the characters recovering in hospital!
and trying to come to terms with their experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# haha this!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hehehehe
I think that would still be too much
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# You have to carry on in some manner...
Just to make a point.

You could draw a big redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hah, or perhaps just the suggest of feet and things behind a massive CENSORED sticker.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Or pick out passages of the bible which in isolation sound really horrible and threatening.
That would put them in an ethical quandary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# GREAT JOB MICROWAVE

...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# The internets sheads a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Great job microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# NO STOP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# this sucks :(
i'm going to lodge a complaint with my member of parliament
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Aw!
That was fun while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# have you explained how famous your are on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# are you in the US?
They probably think you're about to go on a rampage :-S
(horrid, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I find this astonishing.
What a strange country.

Don't get kicked out (unless you want to). I would write a pithy note on the board explaining why you will not be doing any more drawings and pointing out the utter idiocy of the situation and how "oppressed" you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I can't see this happening in the UK
eccentrics are tolerated a little more here, no?
*edit* then again...
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# to be honest
over here I think we'd just think they were an attention seeker.
(horrid, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# If anything deserves attention
MW's stuff does
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I would like to think so...
but I think we are trailing after the Yanks.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# fuckin idiots!
yr pics are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# awwww :(
twas fab while it lasted...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
"COMING SOON"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# the people you go to school with will die of fear and terror when they encounter the outside world
this really is nonsense, are you sure you aren't using this as an excuse for the real reason for these meetings, in that you've been waving your cock at 1st graders on the passing school bus?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Ha, ha
He's probably a terrorist (erm, freedom fighter, no wait, erm...).
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Imagebased fundamentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# why would you want to fund a mentalist?
they'd probably just spend it all on magic cheese.
(horrid, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# :(
Shame, I've been enjoying these, and I bet some real lifey people were too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# what a bunch of idiots.
please, tell administrator lady about carol ann duffy.

by the way, when this happened, ms. duffy wrote another poem in reponse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 3:13, archived)
# damn man...
IRL mod edit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Pretty sure their actions are bordering on illegality...
... you might have to put up your own board as they can claim you shouldn't use their equipment to make offensive images, but stopping you from showing your images (which are chuffing funny by the way) is a breach of your human rights.

I say lets abuse the legislation made by idiots for idiots to get something funny done.

Sorry if i'm way off the mark with this but i say fuck 'em. They have effectively said that you have mental issues which is very nearly defamation of character as well.

You're pictures are ace and I hope you bring more to B3ta for us to enjoy.
(dkintheuk, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)