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# Nothing at all.
She's superb.

I did a folk song in her honour about 4 years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# um then why is she called sturdy girl?
it's usually a term for a fat slag.

and i checked b3takit to see if you were pisstaking with some random image off google, but it appears not.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It's sturdy girl
WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE INTERNETS JUST FOR YOU, LIKE IT OR LUMP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# im not asking you to change :S im just asking why.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# THERE IS NO WHY
ONLY STURY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok. sorry i asked.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# THERE IS NO SORRY
ONLY STURDY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY STURDY GIRL!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# That's
a ridiculous thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arses.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# "Sturdy Girl"
round these parts is not necessarily a derogatory term.
If you were to need someone in a mountain-based emergency scenario, Sturdy Girl is the Girl you'd turn to.
She's guaranteed waterproof and fireproof and stable in conditions up to gale force 9.
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/sturdygirl.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ok fair enough.
ed: that song is great :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Round these parts we call fat slags
fat slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^
Is everyone too pussy down there, kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# if there was too much pussy going around do you think i'd be here at 11pm on the start of the weekend*
*ah the life of a student
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# 11pm at the start of the weekend
is a bad time to be outside. It'll be all pissed pathetic people covered in vomit and their greasy girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# instead, im inside, totally sober, and quite satisified
that i have got an asymptotic result for an ode.

yeah
go me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Round here
the pissed pathetic puking people ARE the girlfriends.
The blokes are all too busy squaring up to each other and looking right hard and that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's nice being a girl
as you can get in the middle of men fighting and grab them both by an ear or a nostril.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# If you're ever unfortunate enough
to find yourself in Dewsbury, I recommend avoiding this tactic. Just leave the hopeless cunts to it, and get the next train out.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# that was only when I worked in a pub
Dewsbury? Yeah, I've heard it's a bit rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Most of it
is just the usual posturing. I'm sure a well-organized circle-jerk would sort most things out much more easily.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that's the context in which i've heard it used. kindof rude, sarcastic 'diplomacy.'
i can think of a bunch of other terms as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Every time some cunt's called me overweight
they've just come right out and been blunt with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# can't say i've ever called any woman a fat slag
done it to one of my mates, but only after he called me a hairy chump.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oh I've been called some names in my time
Usually unwarranted, and usually by little gits with vastly overinflated ideas of their own self worth and/or attractiveness.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# name calling isn't my style. if i wanna piss someone off i argue with them
then it's up to them whether they get pissed off or not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I don't mind either way, to be honest.
Luckily for me my own opinion of myself isn't based on the opinion of others, so I couldn't give a tinker's toss if people are a fan of me or not. I've got mates, I'm not desperate for more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)